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Posted 08-10-2008 at 10:41 AM byMac Sirloin Updated 08-10-2008 at 03:33 PM byMac Sirloin
Okay, so I really want to write a graphic novel-or somehting similar-but, since I'm undedicated to drawing well, I decided to try something else.
Jackie Stomper, Tsar Bomba, and Hunk Gazmuk.
I'm not sure where I got the name Jackie Stomper from, although Tsar Bomba is Russian for 'King of the Bombs', video relative to this at bottom.
Obviously the blog title used isn't anything remotely final, just stupid bullshit I decided to spew to catch someone's eye.
The basic plot involves Jackie Stomper, a man of unspecified age living by himself in a glamorous one room apartment, the only person he regularly interacts with, Tsar Bomba, and their eventually mutual friend Hunk Gazmuk.
Along their eventual adventures, they will find Henry Kissinger's secret hideout, the cult of people-who-think-they-are-vampires-but-are-not-but-think-they-are (Vampires), or PWTTAVBANBTA(V), and probably something else.
Jackie and Tsar Bomba have a Beavis and Butthead esque relationship, and Hank doesn't talk, people just interpret what he does.
This is like, pre-fetal in terms of how half baked it is, but I like the name Jackie Stomper.
Thoughts? Also, for some reason Ghost's IM name from the 'Awesome mesenger conversations you had' thread (Wrack 'N Ruin) sprang up out of nowhere, still not sure what that has to do with this.
AAAAAND I had a dream where Hank Venture from the Venture brothers said he never got anything wrong, then I got mad. It was really weird.
I've already got Tsar Bomba and Hunk down, but Jackie is hard. My goal is make a stupid cast of characters with those core to the plot look even more retarded than everyone else.
I actually like that idea and the names are really good. I would try to draw but my scanner sucks balls and would make me look like I drew and had a ceisure.
