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Magic

Posted 04-19-2011 at 07:47 AM by gishygleb
Updated 04-19-2011 at 09:25 AM by gishygleb
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Dynamithix's Avatar
You can use magic by pressing CTRL and W at the same time.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 08:09 AM by Dynamithix

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Take your writing hand, put it on your penis, move your hand up and down for a while and then you will feel magic. I don't know how to get magic in the internet though.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 08:36 AM by JennyGenesis

Damn! I am not asking about that, I am asking about energy.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 09:21 AM by gishygleb
Updated 04-19-2011 at 09:28 AM by gishygleb

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Posted 04-19-2011 at 09:54 AM by Disgruntled Intern

STM's Avatar
I make magic with your mother sometimes, well, she seems to think it's magical anyway. Many women do.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 10:36 AM by STM

Pilot's Avatar
I practice alchemy.

Less about energy, more about how you focus your intent.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 11:08 AM by Pilot

JennyGenesis's Avatar
You want magic? Go watch Harry Potter
Posted 04-19-2011 at 11:13 AM by JennyGenesis

Pilot's Avatar
Harry Pooter
Posted 04-19-2011 at 11:17 AM by Pilot

Pilot's Avatar
Let's not forget about the art of Sex Magick.

Aliester Crowley, a notorious occultist and practitioner of both black and white magick, claims that it was his first homosexual encounter which helped lend him the key to unlocking his magical abilities.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 11:23 AM by Pilot

Dixanadu's Avatar
Fuck magic...

Enchantment!

I'll enchant your fucking dick so it can deal +5 fire damage in addition to your sperm damage, and auto-STD stat with herpes element.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 03:16 PM by Dixanadu

Wil's Avatar
I am going to go ahead and presume this blog used to contain more than just an ellipsis, and the complete lack of content is because it was removed, possibly due to magic. I hope it reappears or I may just as well delete all this.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 03:42 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
I hope it reappears too, there's too much content at stake.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 05:26 PM by Pilot

Something I've always wondered is why the fuck magicians and wizards and shit never do anything actually useful with their magic.


Fuck, enchant toilets so they never clog, you'll make millions.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 07:45 PM by Nemo

enchilado's Avatar
Well, the fact is, Nemo... well, what you have to realise... you see, well, wizards, well, they're not, well, real, you see.
Posted 04-19-2011 at 10:33 PM by enchilado

T-nex's Avatar
You couldn't have waited another year to tell him could you, enchilado? You just HAD to burst his bubble. Prick!
Posted 04-20-2011 at 02:07 AM by T-nex

Wil's Avatar
I'm 23 and I have never actually known anyone to have a clogged toilet. I refuse to believe it ever happens.

Now if they could make computers work intuitively and reliably…
Posted 04-20-2011 at 02:21 AM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I've written essays that had less responses than this.
Posted 04-20-2011 at 04:53 AM by Bullet Magnet

Ridg3's Avatar
There was no magic to it that's why.
Posted 04-20-2011 at 05:58 AM by Ridg3

Pilot's Avatar
It usually has more to do with the amount of toilet paper one uses as opposed to the size of one's log.
Posted 04-20-2011 at 10:05 AM by Pilot

[url]http://learn-telekinesis-training.com/[/url]
Posted 04-20-2011 at 11:13 AM by gishygleb

troll.
Posted 07-27-2012 at 09:33 PM by gishygleb

Nepsotic's Avatar
You don't have to bump blogs, you know.
Posted 07-28-2012 at 08:35 AM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
You aren't required to retort, you know.

OH THE IRONY!
Posted 07-28-2012 at 11:52 AM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
haha sill as greate as ever
Posted 07-28-2012 at 02:03 PM by Nepsotic

I am not required to read your foolish posts.
Posted 08-14-2012 at 11:59 AM by gishygleb

OANST's Avatar
Right. Because yours are fucking magical.
Posted 08-14-2012 at 12:10 PM by OANST

 

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