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My Granny used to make the dandiest cakes. Oh, she's baking 'em for the angels now.

vegan? protein? soya? mix? cake? with?

are you from the bovine family?

Would that be the bovid family or the bovine subfamily?

Zozozo, what is this protein mix, and what is the form of the soya?

Does soya go good with whyioughta?

i haven't a clue Max. i am a simple farmer.

its funny that 'cake' is actually the name of certain feed pellets given to cattle. yeah, hilarious it is.

I do like good cake.

Make one that tastes like cookie dough.

MA, a simple bovine farmer or a simply bovid farmer?

I think they had a special report on Cake on Brass Eye.

♩ He's going the distance, he's going for Speed. ♩

I'm a simple pteropodine farmer.

That's awesome. My milk-whey based protein shake tastes like powdered shit.

You need to water it before consumption.

i was told cattle were bovine by an aging, alcoholic, old dog of a farmer once, so obviously, i instantly trusted his judgment and HE CANNOT BE WRONG.







so i am probably a bovid farmer.

It sticks to the spoon when you mix it with soya, I used liquid soya stuff.

Cattle are both bovids and bovine. The latter are nested within the former, taxonomically. As in all bovines are bovids, but not all bovids are bovines. The """""""""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""""" is that the "rank" of bovids is named "family", while the rank of bovine is named "subfamily". You weren't wrong in the slightest. I'm just being a pedantic scientist prick to you, because it's the catalyst for our deep and loving relationship.

I never understood the need for protein shakes by anyone other than bodybuilders. I get my protein from food.

I don't get protein from my food, because I loathe mushrooms and don't often eat beans.

I thought mushrooms are, in reality, quite unnutritious. Protein is everywhere though.