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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.

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IT's WAY TOO EARLY TO WAKE UP... DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS?

Posted 12-05-2007 at 05:00 PM by scrab queen
Well, it's NATIONAL NINJA DAY today. *I'm a ninja, ninja, ninja! BELIEVE IT!* No naruto, you are a DEE, DEE, DEE. YOU SUCK.

Anyway, other than watching idiots go around in naruto costumes, what did you do for NATIONAL NINJA DAY ?

All I got was a load of cash selling permanent marker tattoos of ninja smilies.


Also, I had this riduculous song in my head. ALL. FUCKING. DAY.


Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree

He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee

One day the elf could take no more

so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door

and what do you know, they suddenly both were MAAAARIED.


What are some other crazy things you had in your head for a whole day?
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metroixer's Avatar
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Wow, that's all I have to say O_O.
Posted 12-05-2007 at 05:18 PM by metroixer

scrab queen's Avatar
If you didn't realize, it's that ridiculous rendition of 'teddy bear picnic' by that deer from 'open season'. My dad actually had the case of the song lops, so he infected me with it, and it's actually a fun thought when you get yelled at by teachers.
Posted 12-05-2007 at 06:01 PM by scrab queen
Updated 12-05-2007 at 08:22 PM by scrab queen

Hobo's Avatar
Crack head
Posted 12-07-2007 at 06:59 AM by Hobo

scrab queen's Avatar
I keep on saying that to myself...
Posted 12-07-2007 at 03:02 PM by scrab queen

 

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