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Posted 11-20-2010 at 11:09 PM by Sekto Springs
Updated 11-20-2010 at 11:12 PM by Sekto Springs
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Greg:
So I just started watching Fist of the North Star.

Me:
I've seen it. I found it meh.

Greg:
I'm looking forward to a more violent DBZ

Me:
The characters are not nearly as endearing as DBZ. They're all humorless badasses.

Greg:
So everyone is Piccolo?

Me:
Yes, only minus the burnt toast.

Greg:
So far, I would put Ken's power level between 20 and 80. I assume it increases later on...

Me:
Its been about 6 years since I saw it, so I couldn't tell you.

Greg:
Yeah, I've been applying DBZ's system to everything. Mario has a power level of 75.

Chris:
So he'd get his ass kicked by Raditz. Pussy.

Greg:
Well, it increases to 250 with one of those power stars. So he could beat King Piccolo.

Greg:
Munch's power level is about 15. 30 with Zap.

Me:
15? Not even Munch and Abe's cumulative power would amount to that.
Zap only affects Munch's head-plug. Think of it as a liquid stun-gun battery.

Greg:
Abe is about 4.

Me:
Abe is killed more realistically in the first two games. One hit kill. I'd say hes about as strong as one of us, but with more stamina due to years of physical labor.

Greg:
So 6 tops. Sligs are about a 7, I guess. Glukkons I have no idea.

Me:
Glukkons are extremely weak.
Their arms are muscular, but they use them exclusively for walking.

Greg:
How do they stack up to Mudokons?

Me:
In Abe's Exoddus, its possible to get Abe alone with a Glukkon. They run around screaming for help in a panicked frenzy, and you can easily knock em over.

Greg:
So 3.

Greg:
Batman should be between 20 and 40

Me:
I think Superman should be slightly lower than Raditz. I don't remember Raditz's power level.

Greg:
1200-1500

Me:
Lets put Superman at 900 then. Maybe a bit less.

Greg:
Silver-Age Superman is at like 60,000 since he was a bigger Mary Sue back then.
He could turn the earth backwards, man. Just by flying.
Also, Superman doesn't actually connect his punches for fear of harming his opponent permanently. He actually punches the air around them and they are hit by the shockwave, or so I overheard in a comic store.

Me:
Majin Buu would just absorb his punches.

Greg:
Majin Buu doesn't have a power level. Everything after Freeza is a force of nature. Like trying to punch out the sun.

Me:
He's one mean Genie.

Greg:
Robin Williams Genie has a power level of about 150.

Me:
But he's metaphysical. Can you even give the metaphysical a power level? He could just turn to smoke if you tried to fight him.

Greg:
I can't imagine him being more powerful than Kami, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say 500.

Me:
Robin Williams has a power level of at least 1000. Also, since he's so funny, he could easily earn King Kai's training.

Greg:
King Kai is about 3500 I think.

Me:
I can imagine Robin Williams running around on his tiny planet chasing Bubbles.

Greg:
In that gravity, his bones would break.

Me:
His body is reinforced with a thick, sasquatch-like hair. He'll be fine.

Greg:
Sasquatch has a power level of 25.

Me:
According to the Jack Links ads, he's very much like Gohan in that his power level shoots up dramatically when he's angry.

Greg:
Well, we're using that farmer as a point of reference. An untrained human is 5. So Sasquatch is probably at least five times that, right?

Me:
Whats Bane's power level? And I mean the Jeep Swenson Bane, not the Ron Perlman Bane.

Greg:
15 as a human. 80 plus with venom. More than enough to beat Batman.

Me:
So roughly twice Batman's? I dunno, man. Jeep Swenson Bane can lift the bat signal and punch holes through steel
walls with little effort.

Greg:
Schumacher Batman is like 18 though. Comic batman is at least 20.

Me:
I'm going to post this on Oddworld Forums. This is bound to boost my popularity.

Greg:
Have mercy.
Yup.

TLDR: Don't worry. Its not important.
Total Comments 23

Comments

enchilado's Avatar
Wow! +rep!
Posted 11-21-2010 at 04:14 AM by enchilado

T-nex's Avatar
TL:DR.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 04:15 AM by T-nex
Updated 11-21-2010 at 10:32 AM by T-nex

enchilado's Avatar
Basically he gives everybody a power level.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 04:30 AM by enchilado

Wil's Avatar
I see.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 04:44 AM by Wil

abe619's Avatar
so u thought about giving everything a power level and u didn't even think about naruto?
Posted 11-21-2010 at 06:04 AM by abe619

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Not thinking about Naruto is an excersise in good Zen living.

Thanks, by the way.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 07:20 AM by Bullet Magnet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I dunno man, I much prefer Fate/Stay Night's power level system. It's far more flexible.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 10:56 AM by Wings of Fire

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I'm not familiar with those series. Can you elaborate?
Posted 11-21-2010 at 11:13 AM by Sekto Springs

Ridg3's Avatar
Shit, you're more popular now!
Posted 11-21-2010 at 11:32 AM by Ridg3

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Ikr

Also, Joe, after some research I've found that "E" is the lowest level and is stated to be a 10. This is stated to be higher than that of a normal human. My question is, how much stronger?
Posted 11-21-2010 at 11:35 AM by Sekto Springs
Updated 11-21-2010 at 11:40 AM by Sekto Springs

Laser's Avatar
I have no idea what is going on. Its too nerdy even for me
Posted 11-21-2010 at 12:07 PM by Laser

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I really need to rewatch DBZ
Posted 11-21-2010 at 06:05 PM by Mac Sirloin

T-nex's Avatar
I never watched DBZ... I didn't like the style, and the fact that it was in German turned me off I don't understand German.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 06:40 PM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
DBZ Kai is a good way to go.
Though to be honest, I liked some of the original filler, and re-watching it with such huge chunks missing seems sort of surreal. Whole characters and subplots have been removed.

I won't miss Garlic Jr. though.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 06:41 PM by Sekto Springs

used:)'s Avatar
I'm with Nikki, except I saw it in English and it still turned me off.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 07:13 PM by used:)

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Yeah... well... you like Lady Gaga, so nobody cares what you think.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 07:15 PM by Sekto Springs

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Who is Greg? Does he post on OWF?

You've made me want to relive my childhood and watch DBZ again.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 07:57 PM by Mr. Bungle

ziggy's Avatar
I like Dragonball way better than DBZ.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 08:07 PM by ziggy

Sekto Springs's Avatar
No he doesn't. He's expressed interest in joining. Interest I have thoroughly extinguished.
Posted 11-21-2010 at 08:15 PM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
Why?? Greg is such a lovely person. I bet having a forum to go to would maybe cheer him up a bit in his daily life.
Posted 11-22-2010 at 07:18 AM by T-nex

OANST's Avatar
That was absolutely the worst conversation I have ever seen. I can't imagine it getting worse after I stopped reading, but I'd be willing to bet that it did.
Posted 11-22-2010 at 07:35 AM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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I can't imagine it getting worse after I stopped reading, but I'd be willing to bet that it did.
Oh, it did. It did.

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Why?? Greg is such a lovely person. I bet having a forum to go to would maybe cheer him up a bit in his daily life.
He's got the Youtube Poop forums, but I think everyone there hates him.
Posted 11-22-2010 at 11:45 AM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
wow..
Posted 11-22-2010 at 12:11 PM by T-nex

 

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