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Warning: Unabashedly Nerdy Content:
Greg:
So I just started watching Fist of the North Star. Me: I've seen it. I found it meh. Greg: I'm looking forward to a more violent DBZ Me: The characters are not nearly as endearing as DBZ. They're all humorless badasses. Greg: So everyone is Piccolo? Me: Yes, only minus the burnt toast. Greg: So far, I would put Ken's power level between 20 and 80. I assume it increases later on... Me: Its been about 6 years since I saw it, so I couldn't tell you. Greg: Yeah, I've been applying DBZ's system to everything. Mario has a power level of 75. Chris: So he'd get his ass kicked by Raditz. Pussy. Greg: Well, it increases to 250 with one of those power stars. So he could beat King Piccolo. Greg: Munch's power level is about 15. 30 with Zap. Me: 15? Not even Munch and Abe's cumulative power would amount to that. Zap only affects Munch's head-plug. Think of it as a liquid stun-gun battery. Greg: Abe is about 4. Me: Abe is killed more realistically in the first two games. One hit kill. I'd say hes about as strong as one of us, but with more stamina due to years of physical labor. Greg: So 6 tops. Sligs are about a 7, I guess. Glukkons I have no idea. Me: Glukkons are extremely weak. Their arms are muscular, but they use them exclusively for walking. Greg: How do they stack up to Mudokons? Me: In Abe's Exoddus, its possible to get Abe alone with a Glukkon. They run around screaming for help in a panicked frenzy, and you can easily knock em over. Greg: So 3. Greg: Batman should be between 20 and 40 Me: I think Superman should be slightly lower than Raditz. I don't remember Raditz's power level. Greg: 1200-1500 Me: Lets put Superman at 900 then. Maybe a bit less. Greg: Silver-Age Superman is at like 60,000 since he was a bigger Mary Sue back then. He could turn the earth backwards, man. Just by flying. Also, Superman doesn't actually connect his punches for fear of harming his opponent permanently. He actually punches the air around them and they are hit by the shockwave, or so I overheard in a comic store. Me: Majin Buu would just absorb his punches. Greg: Majin Buu doesn't have a power level. Everything after Freeza is a force of nature. Like trying to punch out the sun. Me: He's one mean Genie. Greg: Robin Williams Genie has a power level of about 150. Me: But he's metaphysical. Can you even give the metaphysical a power level? He could just turn to smoke if you tried to fight him. Greg: I can't imagine him being more powerful than Kami, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say 500. Me: Robin Williams has a power level of at least 1000. Also, since he's so funny, he could easily earn King Kai's training. Greg: King Kai is about 3500 I think. Me: I can imagine Robin Williams running around on his tiny planet chasing Bubbles. Greg: In that gravity, his bones would break. Me: His body is reinforced with a thick, sasquatch-like hair. He'll be fine. Greg: Sasquatch has a power level of 25. Me: According to the Jack Links ads, he's very much like Gohan in that his power level shoots up dramatically when he's angry. Greg: Well, we're using that farmer as a point of reference. An untrained human is 5. So Sasquatch is probably at least five times that, right? Me: Whats Bane's power level? And I mean the Jeep Swenson Bane, not the Ron Perlman Bane. Greg: 15 as a human. 80 plus with venom. More than enough to beat Batman. Me: So roughly twice Batman's? I dunno, man. Jeep Swenson Bane can lift the bat signal and punch holes through steel walls with little effort. Greg: Schumacher Batman is like 18 though. Comic batman is at least 20. Me: I'm going to post this on Oddworld Forums. This is bound to boost my popularity. Greg: Have mercy. TLDR: Don't worry. Its not important. |
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