Home Movies (Get It?) 2

Could she possibly be any cuter?

Hard for me to imagine, but as most people have figured out I'm biased.

I get it.

You have a pretty neat house. And if you want my opinion (Which i just know you do) You should not not not take the wood panaling out of your recreation room.
I think it looks damn good. Gives it that "Rustic" look.

The angles of the house don't really lend themselves well to the rustic look. It has a more modern feel. Plus, that room is fucking dark. It would most likely be a long while before we got around to that, though. We're more concerned with landscaping and painting the porch.

the garden is nice and spacious, and i think the recreation room looks cosy. sanding the wood panels might make them lighter in colour, but i'm not sure if it'd be worth it.

Abbey is top class. i laughed at the attempted hit-and-run.

Had you posted it there, you could have completely obliterated the 'cool shit you own' thread.

Again, Abbey is too cute.

Get Mr.Pokeylope out of the kitchen. That's bad. As far as the Rec Room goes, I'd say either devote it entirely to media and keep it dark [keep the paneling or paint the room a dark shade of meh] or brighten it up and leave the room open to whatever the fuck. Buy an air hockey table. Those are fun, and usually reasonably priced.

I'd really like a Foosball table, actually. I'm a fucking Foosball warrior. Of course, with me becoming more and more antisocial with every year I wouldn't have anyone to play it with.

I guess it would give you a reason to quit being such a fucking curmudgeon.

Bah.

Well come on. Even I have friends.

Yeah?

Give it time.

You make me cry.

Most of my friends are still huge pieces of the Detroit music scene. As I drifted from making music into the life of an average working guy we grew further and further apart until finally we just had nothing more in common. I don't talk to any of them anymore.

I know what you mean. A lot of my friends are still running around being crazy, and I sit at home - boring and dusty. I miss doing drugs, running with a graffiti crew, picking fights and going to shitty punk shows three nights a week, but I just can't anymore.

As a result, most of them think I'm boring and won't come visit us.

That is a MAN'S 4 wheeler. She is hardcore.


edit: I am still IN MY PRIME you old fucks. Doesn't mean I have a lot of friends and that I do things, most people think I'm just a grumpy cunt or I'm socially retarded. Both are very true.

Mat, I think you are secretly okay with us being in your home. You seem to want us to come right in.

You have a turtle names 'Mister Pokeylope'? I am jealous.

Have you made him a paper crown yet?

Your daughter could probably beat up most of the kids at the school I work at, minimum grade 5 Maximum half of grade 7.

That is all.

You don't dress up Mr. Pokeylope. Mr. Pokeylope is mean.

Wow, that's really bright for Detroit...I was expecting 8 Mile kinda brightness...you know, lit by a single burning house.

The house is looking really well (even though I haven't seen the before situation). Huge ass garden as well, now all you need to do is invest in barbed/razor wire fences to keep the neighbours children out of that spacious, lush patch of green.

I don't live all that close to Detroit anymore. And looking at my previous blogs would lead you to the video of the house at initial purchase. It's come a long way since then.

What was the horribly resonant noise in the first half of the video?

Him talking American.

EDIT: Just looked at the other Home Movie (and no I don't get it) and it has definitely came along way.

The thing is I was watching the video whilst I had the "Japan" blog open and I thought you had added that music in it, odd thing is...it actually worked.

That was my neighbor's riding lawn mower making that noise. You can see him on it by my shed when I'm in the back yard.

When you guys say that I have a huge garden are you referring to my back yard? Because I don't currently have a garden. Weird ass British people.

Yeah. Garden, Zed, they're fucking crazy.

fuck your mall and zee. we don't need no zee.

Or pants, aloominum or mom.

mall? we don't call it a mall. It's called a "BACK. YARD."

The one out front is called a "FRONT. YARD."

God damn, you guys sure are silly.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

FUCKING YANKS

Oh, right. You call it 'shops'.

"HEY LETS GO SHOPPING AT THE SHOPS"

no, wait, that's not right.

"HEY, LET'S GO TO THE SHOPS"

yes, you're clearly our betters.