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virus/worm whatever.......JUST HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!! !


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virus/worm whatever.......JUST HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!! !

Posted 12-16-2009 at 06:59 AM by abe619
hey guys , i've been having this stupidly annoying virus for about 8 months now , AVG identified it as win32.tanatos , it creates random win****** files and runs them to slow down the pc (EX:- winkwhfsu.exe) and it is also a key logger , and it sometimes stops some games by disabling the proccessor's FPU (floating-point unit) , causing my pc to not even be able to do square roots.
basically i want u to help me.
THX in advance.
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OANST's Avatar
1. Put cream cheese in your computer.

2. Throw your computer in the bathtub after having filled it with water.

3. Shake the computer vigorously until the mixture has thoroughly cleaned it.

4. Repeat process until the problem is fixed.

5. Buy more cream cheese.
Posted 12-16-2009 at 08:03 AM by OANST

Josh's Avatar
http://www.avg.com/us-en/virus-removal.ndi-90825
Posted 12-16-2009 at 08:25 AM by Josh

MA's Avatar
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1. Put cream cheese in your computer.
got this far and cracked up. fucking hell.

EDIT: actually, i was given this by my uncle when my computer kept failing to start. get it. http://www.microsoft.com/security/antivirus/remove.aspx
Posted 12-16-2009 at 08:41 AM by MA
Updated 12-16-2009 at 08:45 AM by MA

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DAMN U ALL (except Josh)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and btw josh i don't have avg anymore and i used the tool before it didn't work.
Posted 12-17-2009 at 03:44 AM by abe619

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You know... Jam makes a fine substitute for cream cheese. While it takes longer, it's a bit more thorough, and leaves your computer smelling like your backyard... If you have jam in your backyard.

In other words, I have no advice to this problem.
Posted 12-17-2009 at 06:24 AM by Oddey
Updated 12-17-2009 at 06:39 AM by Oddey

 

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