Stories

Got quite a few things to blog here about some things that have happened recently.

First thing! COULD HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN A JOB!!!! Just one of those assholes that phones up people and bothers them by trying to sell windows, I get a salary and comission so WIN WIN

Job hunting is the most depressing and anoying thing ever!!!!! So hopefully this is the end of that stage.

Anyway, basicly I went to the place for the job and (I knew this beforehand) my aunty's boyfriend (Simon) worked there. Had an interview which I felt went well, before I left Simon told my that my aunty just got home if I wanted to see her I could, since she lives right round the corner from this place I thought I would go in for a visit, Simon comes in about half hour later for some lunch and he said to me "You did well in there" I said "Oh Yeah?" and he said "Yeah, I spoke to Cathy who interviewed you, she said you were very well spoken and stuff" and my reponse was "If only she heard me on Xbox Live, I'm sure she would not be impressed then"

So I took this as good news what Simon told me, then a couple of hours later, I get a phone call from Cathy who wanted to know if I was free on Monday as she wants me to do a trial day to see if I'm fit for the job. So I hope I do well to impress, I have even had to go out and buy some trousers since I must dress formal and I lack formal trousers as I haven't needed them since I left school. So that same day it was actually my friends birthday, his 18th, so naturally (like me must) a load of us were taking him out to get drunk!

Now the particular friend who turned 18 ("Jim" is what everyone calls him) lacks ID and he forked out £25 for a Validate card just in case he needed it.

For those outside the UK, a Validate card is just a card that has your name, date of birth and a photograph of you and all it is there for is just proof of age, we get free ones in school but much like me, Jim lost his so got a new one.

First pub we went to refused to take his ID, he has complained to Validate and they sent him a form to fill out so that they can send information to the pub telling them that a Validate card is a valid proof of age

Went to the another pub, just as I'm walking in, Simon is walking out and he says "I've seen too much of you today! But well done, I hear you got a trial day with us?" I said to him "Get used to it because we could be working together"

Inside the pub the stupidest thing happened to me, I went to the bar to get a drink and the barmaid asked me for ID. So I gave her my drivers licence, but she refused to serve me.

Because she couldn't work out if I was 18 or not from the date of birth on my drivers licence. So I walked out and relied on a friend to get my drinks for me, the barmaid later came out and apologised and explained that "There is a notice behind the bar saying don't serve anybody born before this date in 1992"

My question is, is it really that difficult to work out my age when there are 3 numbers stating when I was born!!!!!!

That evening, I got toally drunk, but not just totally drunk, I've never been so drunk before!!!!!!

In total I drunk:
3 Pints of Guinness
Double Jack Daniels and Coke
2 bottle of white wine
Southern Comfort and Lemonade (lost count)

So the Southern Comfort and Lemonade story, I really want to know how many I had, because nobody can seem to answer for me, the best one I got was "I seen you with at least 5"

My friend had one and I tried it and really liked it. Someone in our clan (Jake) is bi and the first time we met I was told that he had the hots for me, I was at the bar getting a drink and he walks in and says "Your buying me a Carling arent you Steve?" I looked him confused and said "Am I?" he simply gave me a kiss and I turned to the barmaid and said "Go on love, get him a Carling aswell" and this giggly grin came across her face, the signals were ticking in my brain

Later on me and him went off together just to walk to the shop as he wants some cigs and that is when he told me that he wanted some fun tonight (as if I didn't figure it out ages ago)

This is when the Southern Comfort and Lemonade X1000 started, because he kept buying me more and more and more and with me they were lasting seconds. After all this, Jake told me that he was too pissed to do anything and wanted me to walk him home, great..... so I said yeah I'd walk him home even though it takes like an hour to walk to his house when your sober!!!!!!!!!!! So by the end of the night me and Jim were just sat on chairs in the beer garden staring into space, I remember saying "Are you ok?" and he shouts at me "NO IM FUCKING DRUNK!!!!!"

Then a bit of a dispute started, I met Jake through Jim. The first time we met I was still with my ex and this came as dissapointment to Jake.

Jake and Jim ended up in an arguement because Jake had a massive go at Jim for not telling him when me and my ex split up, though I think this is to blame on the drink.

It was then that Jake thought he would be a genius and buy Jim a QUADRUPLE JD AND COKE! served in a pint glass, it cost him £9, the stench was strong and after we both took a sip and realised how strong it was, what happened? Tipped right on the floor as jim refused to drink it, oddly though Jake didn't seme pissed off, he must have been too drunk to care.

So me and Jake are on our own walking home now, first thing, were pissing on a Police Station, thank goodness nobody came out and arrested us!!!!! then I remember us 2 walking though town and me singing Doro - You Hurt My Soul, at the top of my voice! My trip fell short as when we got to my house I went straight in as I just didn't have the strength to walk Jake home.

So I'm home now First thing? Head down the toilet spewing up and then I'm on the laptop and it takes me forever to log in as I was so drunk I couldn't click on anything. I actually came here to OWF and tried to read posts and I just couldn't. I found a solution by closing 1 eye but this would make my head hurt. So I gave up trying to read posts and went to bed.

next morning

OUCH!

HANGOVER STRIKES!!!!!! Me and Jim were goona go out for a nice fry up to cure our hangovers, he said to me that he was just shaking and didnt feel that much in pain, so the arangement was that I go to his house then we catch the bus. When he answered the door! My goodness he was in a mess. He looked more pale than white and his pupils were wide and he was shaking and could barely talk, but despite his condition I managed to get him to the cafe for a good english fry up Cured our hangovers

Now I described what I did that night, from what I could remember.......Jim was revealing to me what I got up to. He said to me "Steve, we were in the beer garden, I was talking to Abbie, next thing, me and Abbie turn around to find you and Jake full on making out with each other and not just making out, you were literally eating each other!" I felt totally embarassed and he went on to say "You were feeling each other up, you had your hands down each others trousers at one point and you shouted to everyone "OOOOO THATS WIDE, THAT WOULD NEVER FIT INSIDE ME"

It was then I asked him not to explain more as this was getting more embarassing. Later that day we had the misfourtune to bump into somebody we know that we really didn't want to see that day. This person is a nice guy and all but he is weird, he harasses you. You go out with him one day, and every single day after that he wants you to go out with him and if you say no he gets all weird about it.

I went out with him one day and everyday since then he has phoned me like a million times everyday and texted me a million times a day! I have gone out with him a few times and I like hanging with him but not everyday! I don't answer the phone or reply to his texts because like I said, he gets funny about things if you say no.

So anyway, me and Jim were stuck with him and he said to us that he will phone us later to go out. I said "Hey man, We got totally pissed last night, we are hungover today, no, we are not comming out" His reponse was "Yeah you are comming out" I said "No" and he said "Well I will phone you later anyway" I asked him why and his response.... "You are comming out later"

He didn't phone thankfully...

So the next part of this blog? Went out to the pub with a friend a few days ago and I went back to his house. His mum was outside the house having some dinner and I noticed somebody we know. I said to my friend "Ahhh, look who it is" and my friend said "Urgh fucking fag" I asked him "Is he?" and he said "No, I meant it insultingly because I hate him" his mum then said "You can't say that when your friend is gay" I said to her "Ahh it's alright, don't bother me" and she scared us both because she hugged her son and said "Awwww I wish one of my boys were gay"

I asked her if she was being serious and why and she said "Becuase gay guys are lovely and then I would be the only woman they would ever love!"

So later on that day at about 10PM I'm getting dressed for bed and suddenly I hear a noise thats like loud screeching tires. It totally scared me and I thought a boy racer had spun out so I took a peek out of the window. There was no car to be seen then suddenly I heard the noise again, then across the road I see 4 cats running away from each other.

I find it hard to believe that 4 cats fighting can possibly make that noise, could come cat lovers/owners clarify that for me?

Last thing to mention. I'm getting paranoid about certain things I think. For those who own a Blackberry phone, you are probably aware that with the factory settings a red LED light will flash when you have an unread message of some sort, well lately I keep thinking that in the corner of my eye that the little red light is flashing and I keep constantly checking my phone to find nothing.

Also have the same things reguarding tabs and Facebook. I always have Facebook open on a tab and I keep thinking that when I am not viewing the tab that the word on the tab keeps switching between "Facebook" and "Name has messaged you!!!!"

When on Xbox Live I have notifications enabled but yet frequently I seem to bring up the guide just to check if I have any messages. I think this comes from a past experience of seeing "GAMERTAG Has sent you a message" and I'm the middle of a race so I think to myself that I will check after the race is finished but numerous times I have totally forgotten and I've had people bitching at me for not responding.

So end of what I believe is my longest blog, maybe I'll get scolded for writing what may seem like uninteresting shit for some of you, but hey I like writing these and it's just stuff I want to share.