This statement is correct.

But it is.

Unless you're wrong.

Or is it?

^ That statement was incorrect.

IT WAS CORRECT FUCK YOU

It would have been correct if SOMEONE didn't post before me.

You guys are all wrong!

You're all politically incorrect.

Or are we?

You're all incorrectly political!!

IT WAS CLEGG FUCK YOU

You broke the cycle...you're incorrect at life.

i am incorrection, you bumbling buffoon.

I AM PSEUDOPHILOSOPHY

I HUNGER

You're a baboon buffer...

you're a fucking cunt.

yeah. happy now?

That statement is incorrect.

Captain Sensible whoops Dave Mustaine's fucking arse.

how do you like that? hmm?

Unless it's correct.

EDIT: Damn ma posting before me >: (...
Carrot.

WAAAH ME BRAIN HURT

The correctness of this statement is relative to the correctness of all previous statements, whereby, if the accumulative number of correct statements above is greater than the accumulative number of incorrect statements, then this statement is incorrect, unless said statement would tip the balance of correct or incorrect statements, in which case this statement would only be incorrect if the number of punctuation mistakes in the above statements is less than the number of spelling mistakes. Contrariwise, if the total number of correct statements above is less than the number of incorrect statements, then this statement will be correct, as long as this allows the balance of correct and incorrect statements to balance; if it doesn't, then this statement will be correct only if the scary, gigantic wasp crawling over my tea mug goes away oh my gosh someone please kill it.
However, if the number of correct and incorrect statements above is already equal, then this statement must be default be subject to great scrutiny; if the number of letters in this statement total to an even number, then this statement will be correct; if the total number is odd, then this statement will only be correct if the number of above statements is also odd. If the number of statements above is even, then this statement will be correct only if the statement that will inevitably follow it does not contain the letter 'p'.

The bit about the wasp is correct (only now it's off my wasp and on the Tango bottle that's been there since Tuesday (I need to tidy my desk)).

EDIT: I went to get my camera so I could take a photo of the wasp, only it's now disappeared... I'm scared...

I'm just happy people are posting quality blogs.

Unless they aren't.

Which is true because they are.

By the way Splat....that was some quality bullshit you just posted....thanks!

Splat has Dave's approval.

Dave will go splat in yo face dawg!

Are you so dumb you'd answer a rhetorical question?

Yes!

Marmalade.