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The simple things in life...

Posted 01-20-2009 at 12:50 PM by scrab queen
There's this tree in my backyard that I like to climb and sit in when the rest of the world is being a giant shithead. I've been staying there for most of the time now (except when it's fucking freezing) because of the two invaders from retard-land.

I was dozing there this mornin' when I was nearly scared shitless.

The local hawk came and pertched about an arm's length away and stared at me until I sneezed.

It was amazing.
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Wil's Avatar
The most interesting wildlife I get to see around here are magpies. Every-fucking-where. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with Sheffield.

At home, the wildest residence are, like, wagtails. But I adore those, so it’s fine.
Posted 01-20-2009 at 01:21 PM by Wil

Leto's Avatar
wtf are wagtails

we call em chazwozzers
Posted 01-20-2009 at 02:30 PM by Leto

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I had a peacock move into my garden for a week. It would sit astride our roof at 5 am and issue the most astonishing screeches.
Posted 01-20-2009 at 08:16 PM by Bullet Magnet

Nate's Avatar
Do peacocks roam wild in the motherland?
Posted 01-20-2009 at 10:01 PM by Nate

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
That one did. It may have had an owner nearby, who by then will have learned that getting the damned things to stay in one place is no easy task. Or it may have been deliberate, perhaps it frequently roams away from its residence during the mating season. The combination of the birds outside of their native habitat and their peculiar treatment by humans results in weird intrusions such as this.

http://74.125.77.132/search?q=cache:.../COS070025.pdf
Posted 01-20-2009 at 11:48 PM by Bullet Magnet

shaman's Avatar
i once saw a ferret running down the road.

And now for somthing completely different.
Posted 01-21-2009 at 11:54 AM by shaman

 

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