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Revenge is sweet.

Posted 10-01-2012 at 10:13 AM by Scrabaniac
A while ago i posted to my blog about an ex best friend who turned against me. It turns out that he has told everyone i know about my sex life. He has told my ex girlfriend to get tested for chlamydia and gonnhorrea which i do not have and never have had. Now everyone knows that i have slept with so many people AND cheating on my current girlfriend with another girl which i would NEVER do. So he will wake up one morning this week to a smashed up car, not sure. But i got to make my revenge sweet. After all, he managed to give himself herpes HAHA.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I also enjoy posting about criminal damages I plan to do over the internet.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 10:16 AM by Wings of Fire

Scrabaniac's Avatar
I doubt i will literally smash up his car, but i feel like it!
Posted 10-01-2012 at 10:20 AM by Scrabaniac

Nepsotic's Avatar
You should shit in his bed.

Or, you could simply accept that he's an immature wanker and ignore it.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 10:54 AM by Nepsotic

Scrabaniac's Avatar
Can i do both?
Posted 10-01-2012 at 11:09 AM by Scrabaniac

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Shitting in his bed is hugely preferable to smashing up his car.

But then he'll spread a rumour to everyone that you shit in peoples beds and then what?
Posted 10-01-2012 at 11:11 AM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
If you want to get back at him, at least be intelligent about your revenge. Smashing up a car is the dumbest fucking thing, what's worse is it's cliche. You really need to hit him where it hurts if you want to get square.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 11:29 AM by STM

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Anyone can smash up his car now, and you'd be the prime suspect.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 12:16 PM by Bullet Magnet

Scrabaniac's Avatar
Im not going anywhere near that piece of trash. I would take a crap on the windscreen at worst.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 12:24 PM by Scrabaniac

OANST's Avatar
Take a crap in your own bed, roll around in it, take a picture while looking sexy lying in it, and post it on facebook. That'll teach him.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 12:42 PM by OANST

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Or you could rise above it. Be better than him by being better than him.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 01:12 PM by Bullet Magnet

OANST's Avatar
No. That's stupid. You should cut yourself, and show video of it on Youtube.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 01:13 PM by OANST

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
If you have acid blood you can wield it against your foes.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 01:31 PM by Bullet Magnet

OANST's Avatar
The best way to check is to drain as much of it as possible. If you start passing out then you know that you're doing it right.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 01:37 PM by OANST

Daxter King's Avatar
Give him your chlamydia and gonorrhea.
Posted 10-01-2012 at 08:49 PM by Daxter King

Varrok's Avatar
Sex got you into it, it's sex which's gonna get you out
Posted 10-01-2012 at 11:51 PM by Varrok

Jordan's Avatar
you should post this exact blog post on facebook, and make sure you mention names.
Posted 10-02-2012 at 01:44 AM by Jordan

Scrabaniac's Avatar
I cant give him chlamydia because i dont have it, and i have no intentions to sleep with another guy. And im too nice to post this on facebook, i dont want to turn any more people against him, he has enough haters as it is
Posted 10-02-2012 at 02:19 AM by Scrabaniac

Wings of Fire's Avatar
You're too nice to turn people against him, but you're just nasty enough to shit in his bed and fuck up his car.

Santa is going to have a funny time with you, young man.
Posted 10-02-2012 at 04:12 AM by Wings of Fire

Crashpunk's Avatar
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Santa is going to have a funny time with you, young man.
He will go into your bedroom and unload his sack.
Posted 10-02-2012 at 05:12 AM by Crashpunk

OANST's Avatar
What Crashpunk is trying to say is the best way to get back at him is to make a bukkake video with twenty men dressed as Santa ejaculating on your face.
Posted 10-02-2012 at 06:09 AM by OANST

Scrabaniac's Avatar
And just like that im scarred for life.
Posted 10-02-2012 at 07:03 AM by Scrabaniac

MeechMunchie's Avatar
just like your friends herpetic penis
Posted 10-02-2012 at 02:22 PM by MeechMunchie

Ridg3's Avatar
I can't believe that your cheating on your girlfriend and that you have unprotected sex even though you have STI's. You horrible person.
Posted 10-03-2012 at 10:41 AM by Ridg3

 

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