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Lacking Their Own Wisdom

Posted 05-11-2012 at 10:21 AM by JennyGenesis
A couple of months ago I felt a swelling in at the back of my mouth under my bottom teeth. It wasn't bothering me so I just thought nothing of it.

In the last month the swelling has gotten larger and they started to hurt when touched.

This week, they have gotten bigger and now I can't eat without a lot of pain in the right side of my mouth. I wanted to get it checked but I've been so busy, I haven't had the time to see a doctor.

So today I went in to book an appointment, "We only have room for the nurse practitioner who can see minor illnesses" said the receptionist.

I said "Well I don't know if it's a minor illness, this is why I'm here to find out!" I then explained to the receptionist about the swelling in my mouth

She hands me a piece of paper and asks if I had any illnesses on the list.

"Might be swollen glands" I said, "Sore throat?" "No, Swollen glands, I think, again, I don't know, this is why I'm here to find out, I don't know what I got, I'm here for a diagnoses"

So my appointment with the nurse was booked, when I saw her, I explained the problem.

She asked to examine my mouth and as soon as she looked she seen the swelling I mentioned.

Her suggestion was that I book a dentist appointment as she thinks my wisdom teeth might be trying to come through but are growing the wrong way which is what is causing the problems in my mouth.

Now, I know other people who have had the same problem, and have had to have surgery to have the teeth removed, so, my prediction is, as soon as my academic year is over, I'll probably be in hospital.

What sort of bloody nonsense is it calling them wisdom teeth if the damn things don't grow the right way!
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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I had my Wisdom Teeth out about now last year. You won't feel great for a week or so, you'll get what is essentially horse ibuprofen to take care of the pain, and you'll not want to smoke anything or drink through straws too much, because then oh boy dry sockets.

As to the naming, it's because they only show up later in your life. Usually around 16-20 years old. Not that most people that age are very wise (GEE I WONDER WHO'S MADE THAT JOKE BEFORE)
Posted 05-11-2012 at 11:49 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 05-11-2012 at 11:51 AM by Mac Sirloin

STM's Avatar
Oh gawd, I saw my wisdom teeth in an X-ray when I was getting my mouth looked at for braces. Nice and big, in fact they looked like some of my biggest teeth, can't wait for mine to come through, gonna be bitches.

Good luck for yours, JG, on the plus side, horse ibuprofen!
Posted 05-11-2012 at 11:56 AM by STM

OANST's Avatar
Three of mine have come in. The last one tries to come out sideways every six months or so, and makes me feel terrible for about a month before it gives up for a while.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 12:09 PM by OANST

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Mac Sirloin, well, can't blame him for being honest, but god, its making me feel worse now!!

AHHHHHH! :'(
Posted 05-11-2012 at 12:10 PM by JennyGenesis

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Don't worry about it. They calm you down, anaesthetize you and you don't remember a thing. All of my wisdom teeth (or 2 of them) came in completely horizontally and, according to the Dental Surgeon or whatever, they had to smash them out of my mouth with a hammer or similar medical instrument.

Funnily enough when I was co-opping at an electrician I installed the bulk of the wiring in the Dentist's office before it opened. I think I even wired the room they operated me on in.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 12:25 PM by Mac Sirloin

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Don't worry about it. They calm you down, anaesthetize you and you don't remember a thing. All of my wisdom teeth (or 2 of them) came in completely horizontally and, according to the Dental Surgeon or whatever, they had to smash them out of my mouth with a hammer or similar medical instrument.

Funnily enough when I was co-opping at an electrician I installed the bulk of the wiring in the Dentist's office before it opened. I think I even wired the room they operated me on in.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 12:25 PM by Mac Sirloin

Ridg3's Avatar
My wisdom teeth came through and fit nicely in my mouth. But I've always had perfect teeth, in fact, it's one of the things I'm most proud of.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 12:39 PM by Ridg3

Crashpunk's Avatar
Ouch :/

I still have baby teeth. I have yet to have all of my back ones out yet. In fact, I think almost half of my teeth are still baby teeth.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 02:28 PM by Crashpunk

STM's Avatar
Aww.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 02:39 PM by STM

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Is that normal at your age?
Posted 05-11-2012 at 03:22 PM by JennyGenesis

MeechMunchie's Avatar
It's not unheard of.

Anyway, just get your parents to buy you more teeth/wisdom/anaesthetic/dentists/I didn't read the blog properly.
Posted 05-11-2012 at 03:55 PM by MeechMunchie

Nate's Avatar
I don't have wisdom teeth. I never had wisdom teeth.

Quake with envy at my superiour genes!
Posted 05-11-2012 at 05:22 PM by Nate

Dixanadu's Avatar
I've never had wisdom teeth, either.

Which I'm grateful for. Sounds painful.
Posted 05-12-2012 at 03:58 AM by Dixanadu

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Mine are useful for eating nuts.
Posted 05-12-2012 at 04:35 AM by MeechMunchie

 

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