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I have the shits

Posted 11-14-2011 at 01:37 AM by STM
After a fantastic weekend meeting up with a mate in London, oh and seeing the queen (sexy), after having the happiest two days I've had in a long time. I have the shits. Just my luck, you know what's weird though, I had it all Sunday morning so I prayed for God to take the illness away and give it back to me on Monday so I could go out on the Sunday.

I guess he did.

Now I know how he felt when he created Africa. (Because it's a shit'ole of a continent not because of any racism you may think of that comment.)

I have irritable bowels, now you may go back to your lives peasants.
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Mudokon_Master's Avatar
I don't like this blog :<
Posted 11-14-2011 at 01:48 AM by Mudokon_Master

Wil's Avatar
Africa is only a shithole because of what the more 'developed' world has done to it.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 02:05 AM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
Jeez. I missed my chance to see Her Maj, and Scrabtrapman gets to see her instead. This sucks.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 02:18 AM by Nate

Wil's Avatar
STM lives near London, he's got more chance anyway. Just be glad you got to see Charles and Camilla.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 03:12 AM by Wil

STM's Avatar
Heh, it was quite cool, I've never seen her in person before.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 03:17 AM by STM

Jordan's Avatar
I don't see the big deal about meeting the queen.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 03:27 AM by Jordan

STM's Avatar
I didn't meet her, I just saw her, just something that I can say I've done.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 03:39 AM by STM

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I spoke to a guy the other day who claimed to have prayed to god to help him not choose bad fruit while grocery shopping.

I proverbially kicked his ass. You walk a fine line here.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 04:04 AM by Bullet Magnet

STM's Avatar
Eh, you know me BM, stubborn and, I expect, blinded by my faith to a certain extent, I'm sure you could rationally explain what happened, but it would be an early Christmas present if you let me have this.

Also am I correct in saying you work in the National History Museum? Only I went there on Sunday and it sprang to mind that you might do.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 04:27 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
my mother saw the queen driving past her in a limo a while ago. she waved at her, too.

so, yeah. dunno where that was going.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 08:52 AM by MA

Wil's Avatar
Your mother waved at the queen, or the queen waved at your mother?
Posted 11-14-2011 at 08:56 AM by Wil

MA's Avatar
the queen waved at my mother. she is now an aristocrat.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 09:08 AM by MA

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I never saw the queen and have no intention of seeing the queen. The only old woman right now who deserves my respect is my Aunt for those beautiful tarts she bakes.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 09:50 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
for some reason i like the queen. fuck knows why, because i think she's utterly useless.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 10:00 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
It's hard not to like the queen, she's sort of charming.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 10:27 AM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
I don't know why everyone wants to get rid of her, she's hardly a bad person. That being said she's a bit of a drain on resources. She keeps the swans safe though.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 10:30 AM by STM

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I vote getting rid of the royals after she's gone.

I can't be having with Charles. He's a stupid cunt.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 10:33 AM by Wings of Fire

STM's Avatar
He's just an old man who likes old buildings, let him be. We'll be in real shit if Harry ever climbs up on the throne.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 10:41 AM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
If Princess Anne ever gets any closer to that throne I say axe the lot of 'em.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 10:47 AM by MeechMunchie

OddjobAbe's Avatar
If any of them get to the throne, I think I'll cry. I think that monarchy is an archaic concept, and I cannot stand the number of middle-aged women I've heard talking who are convinced that the royal family are actually better than them.
The royal family are human beings who live and breath and shit and scrub their bollocks and masturbate and everything else humans do all under a big fancy roof.

Also, the whole hype around the wedding was only a distraction and nothing more.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 11:09 AM by OddjobAbe

Jordan's Avatar
I don't follow the royal family, to me they're utterly useless. I was a very angry person around the time of the royal wedding. More of an angry person, I mean.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 12:22 PM by Jordan

Wings of Fire's Avatar
The best time to change the institution is at a succession, it'd just be mean to throw the Queen off now.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 12:40 PM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Wait wait wait, BM yelled at some dude for not wanting to fuck up while he was grocery shopping? Why?
Posted 11-14-2011 at 12:47 PM by Mac Sirloin

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Got the flu from sharing a pipe with a buddy about a week ago, been shitting through the eye of a needle ever since.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 06:33 PM by Mr. Bungle

Dixanadu's Avatar
Congratulations.

You met an old woman.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 07:24 PM by Dixanadu

T-nex's Avatar
I don't care much about royalty... It's quite boring to me x_x
Posted 11-14-2011 at 11:26 PM by T-nex

enchilado's Avatar
You saw the Queen? I’m jealous.
Posted 11-14-2011 at 11:46 PM by enchilado

Dixanadu's Avatar
She was closed off to the Irish public when she visited earlier this year because the world think we're out to get her.

99% of us are, and that's still not a lot.
Posted 11-15-2011 at 12:01 AM by Dixanadu

Jordan's Avatar
Imagine someone wanting to actually assassinate the queen though. As much as I think she's useless, she is also very harmless. It's not like she's going to whip out a machine gun from her blouse and gun everyone.
Posted 11-15-2011 at 01:57 AM by Jordan

Wil's Avatar
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she never does a thing for me,
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she keeps the worst company,
All the lords and the ladies-in-waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine,
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but I hope she's the end of the line,
Oh yeah, I hope she's the end of the line.
Posted 11-15-2011 at 02:02 AM by Wil

 
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