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Thank Goodness For Peace

Posted 03-26-2009 at 02:44 PM by OddjobAbe
At last, my nephew's started watching Sooty again. That means no more cartoons that I don't really remember! Problem is, these aren't the Sooty shows that I remember. They are similar, but they live in a shop instead of a house. Different bloke, too. I do, however, have vague memories of him. I must have grown out of it just after he started doing it.

I really don't mind skipping my important work to watch glove puppets. Who gives a toss about work when you can watch Sweep learn about sexual intercourse?

In other news, me and Emily tried out a cocktail that we made up. Woke up at twelve in the afternoon on the bed in the nip with terrible headaches, a horrible taste in our mouths, and a strange sense of awkwardness.
I am not going to give you a list of ingredients. It is for your own good. I think we'll stick to gin and other less life-threatening beverages in future. Hell, I even get the feeling that a few bottles of vodka would be more healthy than that abomination.

Now we just need Sooty to start drinking, and my two subjects will become one.
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Jordan's Avatar
I used to love Sooty! Goddamn you Oddjob, if I get an urge to watch it on YouTube, I'm negrepping you.

Also, make more of that cocktail and feed it to people you don't like.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 02:53 PM by Jordan

OddjobAbe's Avatar

HAHAHA!

Now you have no choice but to blame me.

And an excellent suggestion about the cocktail. I shall soon put it into practise.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 02:56 PM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
I want this cocktail recipe. I will hunt you down if you don’t give it to me. I assume you’re not ex-directory.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 04:08 PM by Wil

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Why, darling, you even told me yourself that we would never drink that again.

I am, of course, assuming that you still claim to be my wife.
Posted 03-26-2009 at 04:13 PM by OddjobAbe

Oddey's Avatar
I want the recipe. I don't think I'll ever use it but... I might want it later.
Posted 03-27-2009 at 02:22 PM by Oddey

 

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