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A Cheap hooker. (With good traction)

Posted 01-22-2009 at 05:31 PM by Mac Sirloin

I got a free Bike from the Bike Store That sells Bikes and also fixes Bikes whose employees enjoy Bikes.

It's nice, though, until I decided to bring it in today to fix it to fill up the time. I turned it into a complete clusterfuck. I even wrote Clusterfuck on a plastic knife and zipped it on. Problem is, it's got a lot of new parts, so it looks like god pissed on a bunch of bicycles, and mine got the dribble at the end.

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	I think a picture is mandatory.
	Posted 01-22-2009 at 05:58 PM by Venks

	Consider yourself lucky if it has a seat on it. Sounds like they really 'stuck it to ya' Did it come with a pink basket on the front?
	Posted 01-22-2009 at 10:38 PM by Pilot

	My first bike - at age 5 - had, at my insistence, a plastic wicker basket with pink and yellow flowers at the front. And yet my parents were surprised when I came out to them. My second bike - at age 26 - is khaki in colour and very nice to ride. But I still occassionally wish I had a basket.
	Posted 01-23-2009 at 03:06 AM by Nate

	My first bike was a present from my mother, I left it round my fathers house one day, a few months before him disowning me and he sold it without telling us and kept the money for himself. And he's a policeman.
	Posted 01-23-2009 at 04:18 AM by Wings of Fire

	Stay away from the bad kids, Kastere. Stay the fuck away.
	Posted 01-23-2009 at 09:10 AM by OANST

	My first bike was eaten by my dog. How its fragile teeth broke through the metal I'm still unsure about.
	Posted 01-23-2009 at 12:29 PM by Slog Bait

	: Stay away from the bad kids, Kastere. Stay the fuck away. You can eat a dick.
	Posted 01-23-2009 at 05:34 PM by Mac Sirloin

	All I know is that when thuggish looking people yell "Hey" at me, I keep fucking going.
	Posted 01-24-2009 at 09:32 AM by OANST

	I told you I thought it was a friend of mine, right?
	Posted 01-25-2009 at 02:52 PM by Mac Sirloin

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