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I got a cold...from the cold.

Posted 03-06-2011 at 04:00 PM by Mac Sirloin
Let me make a point of saying that usually, when/if I get sick, I get more sick than most people and it usually only happens once or twice a year. More sick meaning a seemingly unprovoked few days of endless vomiting, horrible burning diarrhea and utter exhaustion. Really just the most vile state a human being can be in without it being life-threatening.

So anyway, I caught this cold about a week ago by getting my feet soaked in the middle of the woods. Since it's Winter/Canada, it is irrevocably, bone chillingly cold until the few days leading up to my birthday.

So naturally I:
-Walked like 30 Kilometers to deliver some paperwork for my job in insufficient clothing, down a large highway corridor that just barfs wind all over you.
-Walked to the shittier mall (we have two, one's shit one's shittier) in light rain with a friend on Friday evening for about an hour and a half, wearing particularly shitty clothing and eventually standing at a bus stop for 30 minutes before an old man stumbled upon us and said the Buses "don't run this way this time of night" (FUCK Belleville's Bus system. It sucks SO BAD)

-Drank heavily and smoked generously later on Friday night, wandering around the neighborhood with my hoodlum friends and once again wearing insufficient clothing.

-Worked for 9:30 hours (only 8 hours of which was paid) yesterday on 5 hours of sleep and hungover from Friday's shenanigans. I've actually worked longer on less sleep with better results, but I felt absolutely terrible when I was done.

-Waited in the rain for half an hour for a ride my friend (who was working the same shift) called for. They took incredibly long because of his waste-of-space little sister. Fucking hate that garbage child.

-And finally picked myself off of the floor at home long enough to let my friends drive me somewhere so that I can get drugs for them because they don't know the dealer well enough.

I slept for 11 hours last night. 11 sweaty, periodically cold hours. It was marvelous. I'm feeling a bit better, and have been blowing my nose all day which is probably a good thing. I ( and others) have certainly had it worse, but I hate being sick. It sucks so much.

Also, after about a week of nonstop, shitty-piddling rain, it decided to snow again. Fuck you, weather. If there's snow on the ground on my birthday I am burning this city down.
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Pilot's Avatar
Nuh uh.
Posted 03-06-2011 at 04:47 PM by Pilot

Phylum's Avatar
There's a head cold going around my school which I caught the other day. I couldn't stand up without almost falling over and I had a splitting headache for 2 days. Now some opportunistic fucker of a stomach bug has decided to take hold of me, leaving me woozy standing up and feeling like I could vomit at any moment.

I've also slept awfully the last few nights due to feeling incredibly hot but having a regular temperature for a few hours in the ungodly early morning.
Posted 03-06-2011 at 04:50 PM by Phylum

Pilot's Avatar
Frankly, I've been waking up with my lungs full O phlegm the past few weeks. Imitation punching followed by coughing, repeating, is the only way I'm able to dislodge the stuff.
Posted 03-06-2011 at 04:53 PM by Pilot

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I've just escaped a whole barrage of colds which began before Christmas. It feels good to not be snotting up bloody mucus into a sticky handkerchief.
Posted 03-06-2011 at 05:25 PM by OddjobAbe

Daxter King's Avatar
I managed to avoid sickness this year, which is relatively good. The past two years when I got sick I was out for a week or more. Before sophomore year though, I hadn't been sick in at least 6 years.
Posted 03-06-2011 at 08:58 PM by Daxter King

Phylum's Avatar
I always get sick a few times a year, often for around 2 weeks at a time.
Posted 03-06-2011 at 09:51 PM by Phylum

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I have never had this much snot while sick. It is absolutely unreal.
Posted 03-07-2011 at 06:03 AM by Mac Sirloin

Phylum's Avatar
EDIT: Really only worked as the first response. Never mind. Here's a meme instead.

This blog is sad.
Posted 03-08-2011 at 01:26 AM by Phylum

 

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