A TREAT

fucking lovely sandwich.

although i'd go with mustard instead of mayonnaise.

I hope that isn't an eleven-month-old sexually-neglected sandwich that needs some oral attention.

No, an honest sandwich, nothing more.

I agree with MA though, but alas... no mustard left. The last of it was totally laid out for a barbeque that was utter shite in the gooch.

Honest? What's fun about that?

Get back in the attic.

Shut up. You like this costume.

Pilot, if I wanted to like that costume, I would constantly have a member of al-Qaeda shoot me in the foot until I finally agreed to like that horrible costume of yours.

I still don't like it, even when dripping limitless litres of blood and taking harmful led-related chemicals into my perfect blood stream.

Well. You're just jealous that I'm the only one here versatile enough to take on so many roles.

I don't need to take on roles. I'm perfect in my role. Which is being the best kind of citizen this country can afford.

And what are you? Faking faces and getting drunk all day.

I make fun of you at work with all the guys!

NO YOU DON'T!

I do.

I really do.

So hard.

The resulting laughs spin me into an orgasm so intense my wife cannot even hope to bypass it due to the fact she is a woman.

It takes a real man to please a woman, and you're not so hard to impersonate, either.

"SHTAN SHMITH HERE" ... see? Do you have any idea what I do while you're at work making fun of me?

What I do at work, hmm...

Save the world, stop terrorists and make sure Canada and Mexico are kept in line. What do you do again? Wait, wait... Do you hear that? I hear the last tiny drops of cheap-alcoholic spirits dripping from the 'empty' bottle in the attic. Better go drink it.

This is boring. Isn't there anything on TV?

This blog is sad.

Can someone paint the sad eyes on this blog?

PHYLUM

Stop with your meme-ness.

Pilot, go watch TV. As your lazy ass ever does.

No. Nexy-Danish person will make a cry face.

I'm going to make my own cry face if someone doesn't inject some poop into this discussion, stat.

THAT'S NOT POOP, THAT'S SHIT.

Poop = Nate

OHOHO!

<.< .....

Thank you, my easily forgettable dear.

Gay love orgy?

Can I join in?

Two sad blogs involving Dixanadu in two days, I'm proud to have helped in lowering the respect people have for you. Dick.

Dayum STM... You sound angry.

He hates me, but I drink it all up.

Drink my verbal abuse like you drink my bodily juices boy.

@Nexy - I'm fucking pissed there's an American Dad reference and I missed it! >=(

Sekto: Anytime.

STM: Fucking pissed? Are you an angry rapist? Just a little bit?