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Cats and their secret hatred of anything electronic...

Posted 04-21-2010 at 12:31 PM by FreshlyFriedOktigi

I love my cat. He's very playful, lovable and mostly well behaved.
But he has a secret.
He hates my electronics.
Today I came home from work to find that my Ps3 AV Multi Out cord has been nibbled down to the wires and the plug itself is bent all up. In my desperation I thought "hm.. maybe if I JAM it back in place..."
*BREAK, CRACK.... FAWK*
This isn't the first time my cat has had some vendetta against my electronics... he tends to hack all his hairballs on my CDs or a conveniently placed camera, chew up any loose cords, feels the need to SLEEP ON TOP OF MY COMPUTER WHILE I'M GONE *I'm so worried his hair is gonna get into the fan or inner workings* and if that's not enough, he broke my radio that was sitting on top of my bookshelf by leaping up on top of it... it fell and smashed into itty-bitty pieces.
That being said, I still wouldn't trade him in for anything (well, i dunno... that Wii looks awfully tempting.... *j/k* ) and I guess I sorta deserve all this for being such a digital junkie - and well, I guess my cat's kinda getting jealous.

I JUST BOUGHT 4 NEW GAMES THE OTHER DAY TOO.

- FF13
- Brutal Legend
- Bioshock 2
- Ghostbusters

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	if it makes you feel any better, all of the games you bought pretty much suck. Bioshock 2 was okay I guess, but it didn't really have shit on the first. Also, you're stupid for not covering your cords after the first time it happened. Stupid.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 01:53 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	If you ever want to play some Brutal Legend multi-player (assuming you bought it for the 360) then hit me up some time. I'll enjoy whipping your ass.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:06 PM by OANST

	Also, be a real person and post in off topic. No one cares about those other bullshit forums.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:10 PM by OANST

	Could you not like, close the door or something?
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:11 PM by Ridg3

	Cut your fucking hair, Dave.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:16 PM by OANST

I played a little of FF13 and Ghostbusters already and I don't believe they fall under the "THIS SUCKS" category. They might not be some people's cup-o-tea, but they definitely don't suck.
Then again, I'm not really picky when it comes to video games.

- and I don't see how covering the cords would really help the situation since he's just as capable as biting through plastic or ripping through fabric as he is capable of gnawing through cords.

Sorry, OANST... as much as I'd love for you to kick my ass, I only have a PS3 ;3

Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:17 PM by FreshlyFriedOktigi

	Dave'll cut his hair when you stop being an old fuddy duddy, k?
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:22 PM by Ridg3

Soon enough you'll find out how little Ghostbusters has to offer. It really isn't a very good game.

I almost could have enjoyed FF13 but after 89 hours of play I was still not powered up enough to beat the final boss. I'll not be going back to it.

I had some fun with Brutal Legend, but it's nowhere near as good as the first hour makes it seem like it's going to be.

Bioshock 2 is for bitches.

AND TURN DOWN THAT FUCKING RACKET, DAVE, YOU NO ACCOUNT, NOT EVEN TALENTED ENOUGH FOR METALLICA CUNT DRIP.

I shall destroy your blog.

Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:23 PM by OANST

	MetShitallica is for cocksuckers, snatchface. And I shall destroy your ring.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:27 PM by Ridg3

	EXACTLY.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:28 PM by OANST

	You got me, cunt.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:32 PM by Ridg3

	Exactly.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:32 PM by OANST

	Hamburger.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:34 PM by shaman

	Josh is never around when I am in need of buttons these days.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:37 PM by OANST

	I can push buttons for you. Also fiddle with knobs.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:37 PM by shaman

	Ask WoF. He likes that sort of thing.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:41 PM by OANST

	Cockring?
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 02:57 PM by Pilot

	Who thinks that we scared this one off? Show of hands.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 03:09 PM by OANST

	Mine's busy.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 03:10 PM by Pilot

	Cat's don't smoke cigarettes.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 03:37 PM by MeechMunchie

	Don't forget your umbrella.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 03:41 PM by Pilot

	I know a guy who knows a guy who said that his mate was fingering his hole in the bathroom, like four fingers, then he slipped, fell, broke his wrist and had to ask his Dad to come and pull his hand out.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 04:16 PM by Ridg3

	Then you woke up? Sorry.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 04:18 PM by MeechMunchie

and I don't see how covering the cords would really help the situation since he's just as capable as biting through plastic or ripping through fabric as he is capable of gnawing through cords.

God Damn you're fucking dumb. Google [decent tips behind the link. CLICK.] much? You can also find cord covers in pet stores that are made with a SUPER SPECIAL STINKY DETERRENT built right in so that pesky kitties and puppies won't chew through the cover even though they COULD.

Don't listen to OANST. Stay the fuck out of OT.

Posted 04-21-2010 at 04:19 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Don't forget your umbrella.

YES!
My friends and I found this bit so funny we actually incorporated it into our film. You'll see.

Don't listen to OANST. Stay the fuck out of OT.

This^
This blog is but a tiny taste of what you can expect in there. It's like a sauna full of fat, sweaty, miserable men. I actually don't know why it's like that, but that's what I think of. Hm... perhaps I should talk to a shrink.

Posted 04-21-2010 at 09:01 PM by Sekto Springs

	im mean in ot so i dont beat my wife you know this
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 09:16 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	Well at least you have an outlet. This forum just tends to piss me off more, yet I can't stay away. What the fuck is wrong with me?
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 09:20 PM by Sekto Springs

	I don't know. You don't have friends?
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 10:02 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	Well... Super Friends.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 10:34 PM by Sekto Springs

	I have a friend whose cat once walked over his keyboard and somehow changed the settings on his graphics card. Not even the most hardcore Linux experts could work out how to fix it; hell, they couldn't even work out how it could have happened in the first place. My friend had to format his hard drive and restary from scratch.
	Posted 04-21-2010 at 11:09 PM by Nate

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