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Me wanting to fuck a dolphin is apparently a new trend.

Posted 10-12-2008 at 12:40 AM by Mac Sirloin

So go on you bastards, have your fun.

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	I doubt a dolphin would be impressed by your acorn crotch. Ouch, that was harsh. And unnecessary.
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 04:01 AM by Bullet Magnet

	Seeing as this began when we were discussing a dolphin's penis, surely that would imply that the trend is rather about you being fucked by a dolphin?
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 04:38 AM by Nate

	Here, have fun: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 05:10 AM by Havoc

	Dammit, Havoc, I wanted pictors.
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 06:54 AM by Nemo

	Ugh alright here... Does this satisfy your desires?
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 07:14 AM by Havoc

	Playboy dolphins, thats what this world needs.
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 10:03 AM by Wings of Fire

	Interesting link Havoc, now you've got me wanting to try! I've heard that bottlenose dolphins can be very aggressive, and of course common sense would say any animal can be aggressive particularly if they're confined or if you try to make them do sumpin they don't wanna do. So if you go with their natural behavior then you're in! (No pun intended.................)
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 12:13 PM by Pilot

	Man, fuck you guys, I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 08:17 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Good, you'd better. You sick sick man. P.S....... Acorn, hehehe
	Posted 10-12-2008 at 09:13 PM by Pilot Updated 10-12-2008 at 09:39 PM by Pilot

	Does anyone know what a dolphin sounds like? How the hell do we write their sound? Kekekeke?
	Posted 10-13-2008 at 01:46 AM by Killy

	Oh My Fucking God HAVOC!!!!! I may never recover after reading that link.
	Posted 10-13-2008 at 03:40 AM by Nate

	You know, I didn't read the entire thing. But now that I did I'm kinda jealous .
	Posted 10-13-2008 at 03:58 AM by Havoc

	I wish I had acid to pour over my eyes after curiously clicking that link.
	Posted 10-13-2008 at 09:19 PM by mitsur

	havoc, that was actually an interesting read fapfapfap
	Posted 10-13-2008 at 09:33 PM by Leto

	I didn't find it particularly disturbing.
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 03:13 AM by Bullet Magnet

	That website has been online since at least 2001-2 - I read it when I was 13-5 (give or take). Didn't disturb me then, and still doesn't. Alcar...
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 03:39 AM by Alcar

	Hmm I gotta try to have sex with a female dolphin at least once in my life. It has to be a very awesome experience. My only concerns would be 1) Sharks 2)I suck at swimming and hope that she doesn't drown me. I don't know if I got the balls to try. I live very near a beach that dolphins frequent...
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 06:41 AM by Venks

	Why? Is all I have to say about having sex with dolphins ( or any animal in paticular)
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 08:10 AM by Laser

	Venks- let us know how it goes. Laser- Why not? I say try sumpin once at least.
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 08:54 AM by Pilot

	This entire subject took a very akward twist XD.
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 09:32 AM by Havoc

	I've always wanted to launch a giant Van-de-Graff generator out of a catapult into a stadium full of squirrel burgers while singing "Stairway to Heaven" in orange and blue pyjamas. Under 2/8 cloud cover. In Norfolk.
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 10:30 AM by Bullet Magnet

	For some reason, I wanna hit that dolphin guy Havoc linked to with a peanut.
	Posted 10-14-2008 at 10:58 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet


	Posted 10-14-2008 at 12:25 PM by Nemo

	Havoc Dolphins!
	Posted 10-15-2008 at 06:07 AM by Havoc

	YOU INANE PIGFUCKERS GOD DAMN IT
	Posted 10-15-2008 at 06:40 PM by Mac Sirloin

	I think Havoc is being serious. Seriously
	Posted 02-28-2010 at 12:02 PM by AlienMagi

	Um, look at the date of the last post... Also, I read that dolphin sex link. I found it an intriguing read.
	Posted 02-28-2010 at 10:35 PM by enchilado

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