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My First Gay Experence

Posted 04-12-2011 at 01:59 PM by JennyGenesis
Ugh! You filthy pervert!
Total Comments 62

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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I was just curious. It seemed odd that you'd just have your first gay experience now, considering how you claim to have a boyfriend.

Shit. I'm being way too defensive, aren't I?
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:07 PM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
Was it with you, Mr. Bungle?
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:09 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
My first gay experience involved touching a great big Jewish penis!
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:17 PM by Wings of Fire

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Uhhhhh. I didn't just have my first gay experence you fool. It was just a funny little gimmik to trick people
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:19 PM by JennyGenesis

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Really? I hadn't caught that.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:21 PM by Mr. Bungle

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Then you are silly
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:23 PM by JennyGenesis

OANST's Avatar
The thing is, it wasn't very funny.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:30 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I want to hear about the time you touched a penis.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:43 PM by Wings of Fire

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Yeah. I'm still waiting for that - I think we all are.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:44 PM by Mr. Bungle

Wings of Fire's Avatar
But is everyone else going to be masturbating furiously!
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:44 PM by Wings of Fire

Ridg3's Avatar
I'll be doing it slowly.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 02:56 PM by Ridg3

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Tenderly.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 03:03 PM by Mr. Bungle

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Treat your penis like you'd treat a woman.

Be rough and beat it.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 03:08 PM by Wings of Fire

Ridg3's Avatar
I'd glance occasionally at it and look away quickly whenever we make eye contact.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 03:10 PM by Ridg3

Pilot's Avatar
Can I write about my first gay experience?
Posted 04-12-2011 at 05:52 PM by Pilot

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Sure. We're all men here.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 06:00 PM by Mr. Bungle

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I watched Sex and the City once.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 07:17 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I watched Sex and the City for the plot.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 07:45 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
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Sure. We're all men here.
I was about 10 or 11. I was naked in the same sleeping bag as my friend who was staying over.

I only pressed up against, but I didn't enter.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 09:24 PM by Pilot

CrissCross's Avatar
im still waiting for my first straight experience :P
Posted 04-12-2011 at 09:40 PM by CrissCross

Dynamithix's Avatar
What a dumb blog.
Posted 04-12-2011 at 09:55 PM by Dynamithix

JennyGenesis's Avatar
My first gay experence involved another guy
Posted 04-13-2011 at 01:41 AM by JennyGenesis

Ridg3's Avatar
*Slow fap*

Go on...
Posted 04-13-2011 at 01:53 AM by Ridg3

STM's Avatar
Tried to find Tropic Thunder everyone's a little gay scene...couldn't.

This will have to suffice.
Posted 04-13-2011 at 04:05 AM by STM

Dixanadu's Avatar
Is touching my own penis gay?
Posted 04-13-2011 at 09:05 AM by Dixanadu

OANST's Avatar
Only if you have a finger in your ass, and you are imagining Alcar kneeling before you.
Posted 04-13-2011 at 09:57 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
Only if your two timing on it for another bloke. I mean, don't you touch your penis because you love it?
Posted 04-13-2011 at 09:57 AM by STM

Dixanadu's Avatar
I don't think putting your finger up your hole makes you gay.

It would be like touching your penis and thinking, "Oh, I have a handful of cock. I must be gay."
Posted 04-13-2011 at 10:22 AM by Dixanadu

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I saw a penis once.
Posted 04-13-2011 at 03:56 PM by Sekto Springs

Wings of Fire's Avatar
WHO
Posted 04-13-2011 at 04:03 PM by Wings of Fire

 

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