Hijinks in Soho

What a creepy man. Glad that nothing bad happened though, there are a lot of freaks like him out there sadly.

Not going to Soho next week. Check.

What did he mean by that? Was he going to rape you or something :S

I think it was an unorthodox way of telling him to be wary.

Havoc, trust me Soho is a pretty upmarket part of London, and if /I/ can look after myself there I reckon you'll be okay too, just stay away from bars I suppose.

And I think you're right Oddjob, he said he'd 'look after me' and tried to give me pointers that I shouldn't take shit from anyone, he also gave a vividly detailed account of how he nearly killed the guy that fucked him four years later by spiking his drink and kicking his head in round the back of the bar.

Do I get man points for this? XD

This is why I don't go out without my anthrax.

Eh, I was generally tensed up ready to hit the bloke if I needed to make an escape, but in hindsight, I can't imagine I would have got very far I'm hardly the boxing type.

don't let a cunt like that shake you up. i wouldn't be surprised if half of what he said was a load of bullshit anyway.

Well that's what me and my friends sort of figured at the end, if I was to tell the whole long story you'd probably find a few plot holes, a 16 year old and two girls, one of which honestly looks younger than me probably made for easy bait of a bloke who'd had one drink too many. The thing was I felt absolutely awful for putting them in any sort of danger no matter whether it would have surfaced or not and it took quite a while for one of them to assure me they weren't worried by it.

Now, how did you manage to pull two girls, both 3-5 years your senior?

Because I'm one suave mother fucker.

Oh and apparently I can do cute pretty well...who knew.

The cute look probably works better now you're not smoking.

Haw haw haw Actually she did say that.

I know.

I thought I left a message in here. Did you delete it, STM? You bastard.

You need to go and find this guy’s club. I want to see what kind of work he needs doing.

What... The.... Fuck?

Well... That was some story... I don't know what to think of it. Was this guy drunk at all? Like totally tanked off his ass drunk?

I couldn't tell, but I think he had a drink or two, he was certainly holding one throughout the conversation...mebe it was drugs too, I wasn't sure. And what message Max? I didn't delete no messages up in here.

darn,watch yourself from these idiots,he was probably drunk when he was saying...i really dont know what more to say.... *shivers*

''hang on, give me two seconds, I want to grab a beer before we begin..."

At that point I would get the hell out of the area. FAST! lol

You should have fucked him instead.

Oh know, that's frowned upon in most restaurants, especially when I'm in company, especially in female company. =D

Girls love guy on guy. Fact.