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My Heart.

Posted 05-19-2009 at 05:16 PM by Bullet Magnet
My heart it is four-chambered
It's quite a sight to see.
It pumps blood right up through my lungs
Then round the rest of me.

I am quite fond of it, oh yes.
The reason is quite plain.
For if it should stop working
I would feel a lot of pain.

My left arm- it is cramping
It feels like it's on fire.
My chest is fit to bursting
The situation's dire.

It seems my heart is angry
It's marching out on strike.
Why must my body hit the bricks
While on the office hike?

The paramedics calm me down
They say it's just angina.
It complicates my poem's end
'Cause it rhymes with "girl's va
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Slog Bait's Avatar
That's probably the only poem I've ever read that I actually liked.

And understood.
Posted 05-19-2009 at 06:40 PM by Slog Bait

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Only took fifteen minutes. And it shows.

Someone was asking for heart poems on DeviantART. Probably not what they had in mind, but that is kinda my shtick over there.
Posted 05-19-2009 at 06:51 PM by Bullet Magnet

MA's Avatar
i started smiling when i got to the second verse.
Posted 05-20-2009 at 04:19 AM by MA

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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Someone was asking for heart poems on DeviantART. Probably not what they had in mind, but that is kinda my shtick over there.
Exactly the thing to do with situations like that.


You may disagree with me on this, but I can't stand it when people assosciate the heart with emotion. I realise that it's almost certainly a metaphor or something similar, but I just can't assosciate the heart with emotion. I would assosciate the lymbic cortex with emotion.
Posted 05-20-2009 at 06:47 AM by OddjobAbe

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... I can't stand it when people assosciate the heart with emotion. I realise that it's almost certainly a metaphor or something similar, but I just can't assosciate the heart with emotion. I would assosciate the lymbic cortex with emotion.
This.

Holy shit, and here I was thinking I was probably the only one on Earth who actually thought of this.
Posted 05-20-2009 at 07:45 AM by Slog Bait

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I agree, but I do subvert that sentiment somewhat: to me the image of a quivering, veiny, muscular pump organ best illustrates love. As could any other offal one could care to mention. Not because there is any proper emotional association, but because I love those levels that take place in the stomach of a giant worm.
Posted 05-20-2009 at 08:11 AM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
I always thought the brain's appearance was very appropriate for its function and meaning.
Posted 05-20-2009 at 01:42 PM by used:)

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
All shiny from the myelination? Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "fat head".
Posted 05-20-2009 at 01:56 PM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
All swirly and pink.

And fat.
Posted 05-21-2009 at 05:43 PM by used:)

 

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