Jump.

Not gonna lie, this is what I'm doing now after my last blog post.

Obvious? Yes, but I'm still gonna post dis:

I had a dream last night that I was in Australia and the sun was shining. I felt all the happiness of every second of my life come to me at once and I jumped. Because I was so giddy with joy, I jumped nearly two storeys into the air. Then when I landed, I just bounded right back into the air and I started to move forward, faster and faster, blurring through the Australian bush. It was gorgeous and I was absolutely unable to contain how happy I was. I came to an abandoned barn, the red paint fading around it and a little overgrown orchard beside it. My leap carried me inside and I leaped into the rafters. A lion cub had found its way into a small nook there and was resting, surprised beyond its wits to find me there. I gave it a hug and somehow it realized that I was a friend and trusted me. I had sudden memories of how I had come here long ago with the cub and raised it myself and realized that was why it was my friend. I left the cub, looking for scrap to feed him, I jumped out of the barn, still bounding away at intense speeds, feeling the wind in my face and the hot Australia sun beating down on my face. I came to a town, full of people who all introduced themselves to me as boring people who do boring jobs and live boring lives. I didn't fit in, but I didn't care. I looked around, still gleaming with joy. An angry farmer turned to me, accusing me of having been in his barn, bringing a cub in there. I asked what cub and suddenly he grew embarrassed, having just admitted aloud to having an interesting life. The mob descended upon me almost instantly. But I didn't care. I just leaped out of the town, back into the wilderness, towards the barn, then up the stairs, through two sliding doors, into another world, where the boring people dared not follow me. It was so sterile and gigantic in this world, like a brand new airport mixed with science lab and museum. I was no long jumping, now I just walked. That's about when I woke up.

I really want a pair of boots that can let me jump that high now.

You need help.

You know you're fucked when even Gishy tells you you need help

Weren't invasive rabbits, foxes, and cane toads bad enough?

Maybe that's why the Aussies were so pissed.

I wish I were as graceful a dancer as Xor =/

Thank you.