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Posted 11-28-2009 at 04:21 AM by Wings of Fire
My flatmates have just been taken into custody by the police.
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T-nex's Avatar
How come? Did they take drugs? Eat humans? Rape people? :S
Posted 11-28-2009 at 05:57 AM by T-nex

Wings of Fire's Avatar
It was lance practise today, which I didn't go to because I'm meeting a couple of good friends in about half an hour and trying to pair them up with eachother. I was called up by the police about ninety minutes ago and asked to confirm their addresses and if either of them took medication.

Apparently there have been complaints about our swordfighting in the park we've always used for combat, so the police came and arrested my whole lance bar me, they've been released by now and they're round the presidents house sorting out all the admin and figuring out how they can stop this happening again.

Fun times =D
Posted 11-28-2009 at 06:02 AM by Wings of Fire

T-nex's Avatar
O_o.... But... Why arent you allowed to do swordfighting in the park??
Posted 11-28-2009 at 06:07 AM by T-nex

Wings of Fire's Avatar
That's the thing, we kind of are.

The only problem I can see is if they bought out the steel, and as long as we had an established perimeter far enough away from any children or paths then I can't imagine it being a problem.
Posted 11-28-2009 at 06:10 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Let me fix T-nex's question.

Why are you swordfighting in the park?
Posted 11-28-2009 at 06:49 AM by OANST

T-nex's Avatar
Cos they need fresh air, duh!
Posted 11-28-2009 at 07:04 AM by T-nex

used:)'s Avatar
To kill all the evil squirrels, of course.
Posted 11-28-2009 at 07:26 AM by used:)

MA's Avatar
get a fucking shotgun.

bloody swords.
Posted 11-28-2009 at 08:15 AM by MA

Oddey's Avatar
Get a lawnmower. Kills the grass, and your opponent.
Posted 11-28-2009 at 08:48 AM by Oddey

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I left the house at half three, now I'm back and nobody has been in or out since I left. I'm beginning to get concerned.
Posted 11-28-2009 at 12:38 PM by Wings of Fire

shaman's Avatar
Any updates?
Posted 11-30-2009 at 07:02 AM by shaman

T-nex's Avatar
I spoke to WoF... They all got jailed And wont come out for a month or so.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 08:51 AM by T-nex

used:)'s Avatar
...the fuck? That really blows. I'm sorry to hear that.

I wish them the best of luck.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 08:57 AM by used:)

MA's Avatar
they wont be sent to the 'mainstream' prison unless they're over 21.

so that's something that may help ease your worry.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 09:12 AM by MA

OANST's Avatar
They...imprisoned you people....for larping? You can't see me right now, but just know this.....I'm laughing. Really, really hard.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 09:31 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
its insane. go out and ransack an isolated petrol station and they don't do fuck all.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 09:42 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I hate you Nikki >.>

They got out after a few hours, and it's undecided whether the charges will reach court or not, it's 99% likely they won't, and if they do then there's really no grounds to find them guilty on.

To clarify, the police were called because they recieved a phonecall from a concerned member of the public saying 'There are two youths with swords wearing black masks trying to kill eachother in the park'. Three squad cars came and the officer in charge recognized that they were doing nothing ilegal straight away, and they were arrested sheerly for the police's public image.

They spent the next several hours in police cells whilst the police made inquiries about our group, my landlord spent it catching up with some sleep and my other flatmate spent it working out. They were released at about 7pm, and now the president and founder of the group is trying to get the admin side of this sorted out with the Students Representative Council.

The only complication is that as well as the dull blades and the fencing masks, they were also both carrying a sharp dagger/knife in their rucksack, which was part of the collection to be used as an eating implement.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:13 AM by Wings of Fire

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Also if worst comes to worst I'm writing to every single newspaper I can find, but my flatmates would prefer if this was dealt with quietly without their parents finding out.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:33 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Larping is like the new being gay. Stay in the closet for fuck's sake.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:37 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Uuuuhh...we're much much closer to fencers than larpers.

For a start our weapons aren't rubber, we don't have stat points, we aren't turn based, we're not based on any sort of period, we don't have any kind of role play in our society, we make and buy PROPER shields and armour, we also learn about the history and culture behind what we're doing and most importantly, we don't slay dragons.

LARPers are so so gay.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:40 AM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
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They spent the next several hours in police cells
HA HA
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:45 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Also we use police issue riot helmets, LARPers would never dream of using police issue riot helmets as they lack a certain romance.

Thank FUCK my flatmates weren't caught wearing police issue riot helmets, that'd be two charges of Impersonating a Police Officer and Intent to Riot.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:56 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Yeah, you've explained all of that to me. I'm still going to insist on calling it larping in the interests of being ignorant and annoying. Those are my main interests, after all.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 10:58 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Considering I've spent a good part of the last few days being blasted for being a dick when I'm really being playful, I suppose that this is some kind of divine justice.

That would make you a Karmic Angel, how does that make you feel?
Posted 11-30-2009 at 11:09 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Bad.
Posted 11-30-2009 at 11:19 AM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
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Thank FUCK my flatmates weren't caught wearing police issue riot helmets, that'd be two charges of Impersonating a Police Officer and Intent to Riot.
Shouldn't that be 'Intent to Stop Riots'?
Posted 11-30-2009 at 03:29 PM by Nate

 

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