This Is Serious!
It may, in fact, make you delirious.
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OANST'S Foruming Advice
Posted 07-31-2009 at 01:54 PM by OANST
Updated 08-01-2009 at 06:10 AM by OANST
Hello, ladies and gentleman. First of all, I would like to thank each and every one of you for having me here today. It is truly an honor. It isn't every day that you are asked to be the key note speaker at a forum as prestigious as this. So without further ado, I will instruct you on how to make the most of your forum experience.
First: Pick which forum you want to look at. This is more of a difficult choice for some than others. the thing that you have to understand is that not all forums are equal. Take the "Fan Corner" forum, for example. The shit in there sucks donkey cock, and should be avoided at all costs.
Secondly: Once you have chosen your desired forum, it is advisable that you click on it with your mouse. Oh ho! I knew we'd have some trouble makers in the audience tonight. No, put your rodents away gentlemen. I mean the electronic mice that are attached to your computers.
Thirdly: Pick a topic that you would like to discuss. There are quite a few, so pick wisely. Typically, if you notice that Pilot was the last person to make a comment, you should walk the other way and close as many doors as you can find. Then hit the circuit breaker with an axe.
Fourthly: Enter the topic by clicking on it with your mouse............. Thanks for not repeating the joke, gentleman. Now, read the shit out of that topic. When you get down to the bottom you will see a box that says reply. WRITE SOME FUCKING SHIT IN THAT BOX YOU BORING ASS MOTHERFUCKKERS!
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