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Transformers: Revenge of th-HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS MOVIE

Posted 07-07-2009 at 10:10 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 07-07-2009 at 10:16 PM by Mac Sirloin

WHOA, BITCH, HERE COMES SOME FUCKIN' SPOILERS AND SHIT MAYBE.

OPTIMUS PRIME RIPS APPROXIMATELY 2.5 DECEPTICON FACES OFF

A SMALL MONSTER TRUCK VOICED BY TOM KENNY HUMPS MEGAN FOX

A ROBO-FETUS IS SLUNG ABOUT LIKE SO MANY KNIVES TAPED TOGETHER

JOHN TURTURRO FUCKS SOME SHIT UP WEARING A THONG

AN ENORMOUS BI-UNICYCLE ROBOT TEARS APART HONG KONG JUST TO PROVE A POINT

TWO WISECRACKING GANGSTABOTS ARE LEGITIMATE COMIC RELIEF AND TAG TEAM TO ADD ANOTHER .5 DECEPTICON FACE TO THE ROSTER

BUMBLEBEE KICKS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE

SOUNDWAVE TENTACLE RAPES A SATELLITE AND NEVER LETS GO

A GERMAN SEXTUPLE-LIMBED INSECT ROBOT VIOLATES SHIA LABEOUF BECAUSE HE'S COOL THAT WAY

SOUNDWAVE SHOOTS A ROBOT TIGER OUT OF HIS SATELLITE COCK WHICH VOMITS MARBLES THAT TURN INTO ROBOTS THAT TURN INTO A SUPER THIN ROBOT THAT STEALS A MACGUFFIN, CHOPS A MAN IN HALF AND FUCKS OFF TO NEVER APPEAR AGAIN

SCORPINOK RETURNS FOR ROUGHLY 12 SECONDS

SHIA LABEOUF USES ROBO-METH TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD

OPTIMUS PRIME USES THE ELDERLY TO DESTROY A PYRAMID

AND THAT'S JUST THE OPENING CREDITS
not really

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	I guess you have to like transformers, which is fine. All I saw was a couple hours worth of tiresome nonstop explosions.
	Posted 07-07-2009 at 10:41 PM by Pilot

	If you went in expecting something else you're a fucking poltroon.
	Posted 07-07-2009 at 10:42 PM by Mac Sirloin

	i liked it too, but they could've made soundwave's voice more g1. i liked the twins too they were funny, and prime was awesome i just think he wrapped things up a bit too quickly when he powerlinked with jetfire
	Posted 07-07-2009 at 10:47 PM by Hazel-Rah

	It was okay. Alcar...
	Posted 07-07-2009 at 10:51 PM by Alcar

All's I'm saying is that I would have enjoyed more dependence on an intellectual storyline and less dependence on crashes and explosions. I'm hardly an adrenaline junkie. Definitely not a YAH DEWD THAT MOVIE WAS SIC kinda response from me (as I heard in the parking lot afterward)

I wasn't really expecting anything from it because I never saw the first movie-- I went on a spur of the moment decision because I was hoping to pick up the guy my girlfriend was with. Didn't happen.

I certainly don't think anything was "wrong" with the movie, just a genre I don't particularly enjoy.

Posted 07-07-2009 at 11:23 PM by Pilot

	Your first paragraph pretty much sums up why you shouldn't watch it.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 12:10 AM by Mac Sirloin

	I just dont get why they turn into cars and trucks and stuff. Why can't they just be like Gundams?
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:39 AM by AlexFili

	I can't believe they introduced the best transformer in the franchise and then killed him off.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 06:11 AM by Bullet Magnet

	Jetfire, Devastator, or The Fallen?
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 08:02 AM by Mac Sirloin

	The only thing that could possibly convince me to see this film is Turturro in a thong.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 08:47 AM by OANST

	Oh yeah, and the product placement. Now people are going to want to go buy up those damn unnecessarily huge GMC trucks and Chevy Camaros. Stoopid sheeple.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 10:04 AM by Pilot

	I haven't watched the first one either. I wouldn't be able to handle it.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 11:31 AM by Anonyman!

	The first one is kind of the other way around--too many people, n ot enough robots.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 02:40 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Bullshit it was.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:29 PM by Strike Witch

	Jetfire, of course.
	Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:29 PM by Bullet Magnet Updated 07-08-2009 at 03:32 PM by Bullet Magnet

	He'll be back. Somehow.
	Posted 07-09-2009 at 11:55 AM by Mac Sirloin

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