Spiders, Spiders everywhere

So yeah, everything goes dandy dandy when all of a sudden on Wednesday evening, a spider sat on the frame of my bathroom door. Big deal, I ignored it, pissed, and went out.

Came back, he wasn't there. Once again, big deal went in my room and watched TV. It was dark, but you just know when you see the dark spot on the wall, flicked my lamp on, and there was the spider. At first, I thought it was the one from before. But no, this one was bigger, blacker. I panicked, the bastard was huge, but I managed to kill him with the game-case of justice.

Next morning when I awake, I see movement above my curtain. Another one, this guy's a bit smaller. I ignored it, until it moved downward, toward my bed. I sat up, and killed him.

Went to piss a few hours later, one in the bathroom! He was on the ceiling, I assumed he was the one from the day before, I left and went out.

Came in for the night, went to the fridge for some food, laid it down on the counter. I freaked out because I was this close and never realised, a monster of a cunt on the floor, just standing there. Stood on him, and sighed. Went to bed.

Today, bathroom spider is gone. I'll get him eventually.

Another one next to the window in the kitchen.

I went out and came in an hour ago. He's still there, but now, there's another one on the far side of the kitchen wall!

So...yes, I have an unwelcome spider problem.