It's 'Random Sexual Fact Time'!

All bonobos, every single one, is bisexual.

By the time you're 11 years old, chances are large bits of your penis originally came from your mothers body.

When you're eleven... your penis doesn't really have 'large bits'.

Comparatively large, you bore.
Just because yours didn't

Surely all bonobos are bisexual.

Where do they come from before you’re eleven?

When a man and a woman love eachother very muuuch...

OH FUCK ME

The average gorrilla penis is 2 inches (5.1 cm) long.

I thought the average gorilla penis was less than an inch long.

Cuttlefish feel actual love for their mates, not just the urge to procreate. I think I mentioned that one before.

Fixed.

We may or may not have the highest homosexuality rate between Oddworld Forums members.

I know it’s both untrue and unfavourable, but I am strangely chuffed to have my homosexuality rate equated with Peter’s.

Dolphins are The Sexual deviants of the animal kingdom.

You should be so lucky!

Alcar...

You’re right, I should, I deserve it. And yet I’m not.

By the time you're born, all of your body originally came from your mother's body.

Did I state or imply what direction I was entering the concept from?

Glass half empty indeed!

I should think that by the age of eleven, all but your nerve cells will have been replaced, and even most of any inherited organelles in successive cells and those that make up the nerve cells will have been broken down, excreted and replaced. You are, in a very real sense, a new man on a regular basis.


Though the case can be made that there's nothing "originally" about the matter inherited from your mother at all. We know where she got it from anyway: likely the very same source you received yours.

I heard a statistic once (that you would probably be better qualified than me to confirm or deny) that every atom in the human body is replaced every seven years.

Statistically it would be very likely that some would actually get through the whole time, I mean, there are quite a lot of them passing through that probability sieve after all. But it sounds about right.

Of course, it is also probable that you might see some of those atoms return to your body some time down the line. We share them rampantly as well, simply via the ecosystem. By now, people like Shakespeare and probably Hitler too, have been distributed rather evenly between us. Though given the number of atoms they must have gotten through even before they died, it really isn't that surprising either. We have thoroughly second-hand bodies.

All my atoms are brand new.