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A jujitsu rant. Tremble before my anger.

Posted 12-07-2009 at 02:04 PM by shaman
When someone approches their grading, they are split up and prepared with a seperate instructor. (Let's call her Jill) I am very close to grading, i've trained with her before, so i wondered if i was doing so again this week to prepare for my grading.

So, i walk up to her husband and ask who i'm training with.

Me: "Hi, um i just wondered if i'm training with Jill"?

Him: Jill doesn't want to train with you.

Me: "What!?

Him: she says you have a wimsicle nature. She says You arn't puttin' the effort in, and you arn't paying attention".

Oh yeah, cunt. It's obvious i'm not putting any effort in, i came twice for the past two weeks, setting me back over twenty quid, and i just threw a sixteen stone bloke over my fucking sholder for an hour. (I'll take you all on)

I'm more irritated that she didn't say this to me. This won't affect my grading, i'll be training with somone else. But she went behind my back and told her fucking husband, discouraged him to from letting me grade. And has never uttered a word of complaint in front of me.

So yeah, i'ma raising some hell next class.
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OANST's Avatar
You should rape her.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 02:08 PM by OANST

MA's Avatar
say something about it next class, as i'm sure you will anyway. the way that arsehole told you what she apparently said was way more subtly offensive than it needed to be. and personal, too. she may have just told him you weren't ready yet in her opinion and he decided to be a cock with you. or she really said it that spitefully.

anyway, say summat. but don't get nasty with them unless they do so to you first, that way you wont look the bad guy.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 02:29 PM by MA

shaman's Avatar
I concede that i do have an irritatingly short attention span. But i've poured effort, respect and money into this and today i was repayed with dishonesty, disrespect and a total lack of faith.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 02:39 PM by shaman

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Prove them wrong by flipping her over your shoulder. And him. At the same time, one over each shoulder.

Then they will realize that the student has become the teacher, and the lesson for the day was humility. Then someone in the room will start a slow clap, and you will smile.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 03:00 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Wil's Avatar
OMG, sharing her feeling with her husband! The evil bitch!
Posted 12-07-2009 at 03:35 PM by Wil

enchilado's Avatar
Ah, but they're better at jujitsu than he is. He'll have to shoot them instead.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 05:07 PM by enchilado

used:)'s Avatar
Who needs courage when you can have a gun?
Posted 12-07-2009 at 05:29 PM by used:)

MA's Avatar
Daxter King can vouch for that.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 05:30 PM by MA

Daxter King's Avatar
Take it from me shaman, once she sees your big glock, she'll want your cock!
Posted 12-07-2009 at 05:38 PM by Daxter King

used:)'s Avatar
At least that's how it works in the south.
Posted 12-07-2009 at 08:01 PM by used:)

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OMG, sharing her feeling with her husband! The evil bitch!
Nothing wrong with that, but since it's about me i would prefer it if she shared it with me.

I'm far more mellow about it today. But i will be saying something tomorrow.

Here's what it might look like.

Posted 12-08-2009 at 09:10 AM by shaman

OANST's Avatar
Rape her.
Posted 12-08-2009 at 09:12 AM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
I watched that video just yesterday, Shaman.
Posted 12-08-2009 at 09:29 AM by used:)

 

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