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Worst night of my life?! You decide!

Posted 05-13-2011 at 10:04 PM by Wings of Fire
Friday 13th

4am: Finish revising for the night

5am: Wind down, watching a show or two and IRC chatting

6am: Go to sleep. Take sleeping tablet instead of wind pill and set alarm for 11:30am to catch psychologist appointment at 12:45

3pm: Wake up. Feel terrible and drowsy. Realize my mistake. Curse myself.

4pm: Lick my wounds and revise. Have breakfast and other shit

6pm: Watch a movie to break the revision monotony

8pm: Revision sesson with flatmate. I know my shit.

10pm: Have dinner, continue revision

Saturday 14th

1am: Finish revising for the night. Set alarm for 7:30am and climb into bed. Do not accidently take sleeping pill

1:30 am: Cannot get to sleep, feel somewhat uncomfortable in my gut

2am: Read a book until I feel drowsier

2:30am: Go to the toilet, have diarrhea. Roll around in agony for a while

3am: Go back to toilet, have constipation this time. Start feeling anxious

3:30am: Still can't sleep. Stay in toilet until I start shitting up blood. Heart starts beating like crazy, beginning of an hour long anxiety attack

4am: Full of terrible wind. Can't stop burping. Hate my life

4:30am: Get pissed off trying to sleep whilst rolling around in discomfort/pain. Go on internet to bitch at friends. Phone university helpline because I need to talk to an actual voice before I go crazy from the stress

4:45am: Finish talking to nice girl over phone. Calm down a little and try to get to sleep

6:30am: Wake up. Am tired and shitty but at least I didn't sleep through my exam

7am: Write story on OWF with unnecessary amounts of TMI
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
Oh and I'm having chronic insomnia and sleepless nights every ten days or so and my perma-cold keeps getting worse.

Am I dying?
Posted 05-13-2011 at 10:05 PM by Wings of Fire

Daxter King's Avatar
Insomnia is one of the worse things ever, and meaning to wake up for something important, but missing it is one of the worse feelings ever. I recently missed a really important test thing because of that shit. I know my bouts of it come and go, so I hope you get out of it soon. It seems once you get the sleep back other things get better.
Posted 05-13-2011 at 10:13 PM by Daxter King

Alcar's Avatar
You having bowel troubles, hmmm?

Alcar...
Posted 05-13-2011 at 10:55 PM by Alcar

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I started having bowel troubles in 2008 and never really stopped.

I am the true inheritor of the OANST legacy.
Posted 05-13-2011 at 10:57 PM by Wings of Fire

Alcar's Avatar
OANST legacy?

I've had quite bad bowel issues since half-way through my London stint. Still haven't been able to fix it properly, but much better than I was at first. First person to mention prolapse is perma-banned.

I feel your pain

Alcar...
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:01 PM by Alcar

Wings of Fire's Avatar
You never looked at OANST's signature?

His bowels used to hurt.
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:07 PM by Wings of Fire

JennyGenesis's Avatar
The only way to make that night worse would have been if you were womiting
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:19 PM by JennyGenesis

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I haven't vomited in four years and I have no intention to start anytime soon.
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:20 PM by Wings of Fire

Phylum's Avatar
Maybe you caught bowel troubles from OANST when you swapped accounts.

That was around '08.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, it may have been last year.
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:21 PM by Phylum

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Yeah, it was around '10.

:P
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:34 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
Woah. That sucks.

On the other hand... your uni has a 24 hour helpline?!
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:35 PM by Nate

enchilado's Avatar
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I've had quite bad bowel issues since half-way through my London stint. Still haven't been able to fix it properly, but much better than I was at first.
prolapse
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:49 PM by enchilado

Dixanadu's Avatar
Poor dear.

How's your... um, bowels now?
Posted 05-13-2011 at 11:57 PM by Dixanadu

Alcar's Avatar
It... wasn't literal. I was uneducated, and it's stuck ever since. I blame Charlie, mostly

Unless you were talking about WoF...

Alcar...
Posted 05-14-2011 at 12:03 AM by Alcar

Nate's Avatar
If I remember correctly, your issues were initially caused by 'it' becoming stuck.
Posted 05-14-2011 at 12:39 AM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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On the other hand... your uni has a 24 hour helpline?!
http://www.glasgowstudent.net/services/nightline/

First time I ever used it.

:
Poor dear.

How's your... um, bowels now?
Much better for having eaten breakfast and done (hopefully) well on my exam.

Only three to go!
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:24 AM by Wings of Fire

Wil's Avatar
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:30 AM by Wil

Phylum's Avatar
I forgot to mention. It sounds like you had a shitty night.

Really, though. I feel sorry for you.
Posted 05-14-2011 at 04:24 AM by Phylum

STM's Avatar
=( Feel better soon babe.
Posted 05-14-2011 at 06:35 AM by STM

Manco's Avatar
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tired and shitty
hahahahaha

That was intentional, right?
Posted 05-14-2011 at 06:35 AM by Manco

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
crappy deal man
Posted 05-14-2011 at 10:50 AM by Mr. Bungle

 

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