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Yesterday was so embarrasing.

Posted 07-14-2009 at 03:38 PM by shaman
So there we are, visiting my granny. we have taken her out to a small reasturant in cheddar, there she is talking about someone who knocked on her door to sell her somthing and we're just going along with it. Putting in a small comment on occasion to make it look like the story is interesting.

Well as it turnes out, the guy who knocked on her door was using an awful lot of "corperate jargon" so Gran didn't have a clue what he was on about, which as you can imagine really irritated her.

So there she is complaining about this guy to all of us when suddenly, the waitress walks over just in time to hear my 80 year old gran shout.

"I don't know if he was the village fucking idiot but he didn't make a fucking word of sence"!

The waitress, and the couple with two young children at the table next to us (who are the only other customers in the reasterant) fall totaly silent. My gran - oblivious - continues eating her meal.


Goddamit gran.
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MA's Avatar
ha, great.
Posted 07-14-2009 at 03:41 PM by MA

Pilot's Avatar
I'm so very proud of her!
Posted 07-14-2009 at 03:56 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
Can I adopt your gran?
Posted 07-14-2009 at 04:32 PM by Nate

Alcar's Avatar
Indeed, I love what the elderly can get away with.

Alcar...
Posted 07-14-2009 at 04:36 PM by Alcar

Leto's Avatar
LOL That reminds me, one time we thought we'd be nice and we took gran out to a Japanese restaurant... when it came to choosing your food, she saw the wasabi and said "Ooh yummy, peas!" and proceeded to take a huge handful and shove it into her mouth.

she spat it up and made a huge scene with a big red angry granny face aka FFFFUUUUUUU-
Posted 07-14-2009 at 05:43 PM by Leto

joshkrz's Avatar
Haha that's great, I wouldn't be embarrased at all.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 01:35 AM by joshkrz

shaman's Avatar
I'm just glad she didn't pull one of her old cards and casually use the word "nigger" in public again.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 02:42 AM by shaman

joshkrz's Avatar
Hmm that's not too great.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 05:12 AM by joshkrz

shaman's Avatar
I know
Posted 07-15-2009 at 05:14 AM by shaman

Havoc's Avatar
I'd laugh my head off.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 09:18 AM by Havoc

Wings of Fire's Avatar
My nana asked for some nigger brown thread once. ohohoho.
Posted 07-15-2009 at 09:21 AM by Wings of Fire

 

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