Evolution

My God, you should have done forensics in high school.

Sign your daughter up!

Anal sex makes those cheeks of yours fill, don't it?

Forensics is the least interesting program ever.

Or so I heard.

Sorry, you mispelled a word.

Depends on what category you choose, and how you choose to look at the whole program itself. If you like performing/interpreting text in either a serious or humorous way, then you'll enjoy it. However, there are many aspects that have become commonplace that shouldn't have. My senior year, I did poetry and I was almost the only person who did classic poetry. Almost everyone else did some modern bullshit about rape, murder, etc. There's also a big, unnecessary emphasis on gesticulations and body movement. And nerds. There's lots o' nerds.

We didn't have a class like that in my high school. To be honest, I didn't understand what the fuck you were talking about until you clarified.

Oh, and is Pilot calling me fat? I am hurt.

Also, my hair doesn't normally look that ridiculously bad. I was wearing a hat, but it didn't seem like the sort of thing that Dr. Karl would wear, so I took it off.

You're so incredibly American.

You do realize that the voice I was using was affected, right?

I was going for something like an enthusiastic version of the boss from Office Space.

Shut up! some of us prefer illusion to despair!

fake or not that is how i will read all of your posts from now on

I read all of your posts in the voice of Barbara Walters.

great stuff.

Loved it! You should do this kind of stuff more often.

I just realised why your voice sounded so wrong to me. On some level, I've always heard your posts read out in the voice of Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw, of Zero Punctuation fame.


There is a vague physical resemblance, but so weak that I'm not going to shame myself by posting a picture of him.

Oh, yeah. I know him (not personally). He's a funny guy. Thanks.

OANST if you keep this up and post shit on youttube you can make some decent money by becoming a youtube celebrity! :P

You look like you've lost weight since the last picture you sent me. But then again that picture was - what? - three years old? more?

I don't know. Maybe. I sure don't feel like I have lost weight.

You still look the same to me, you fat bastard. Nah, you look sexy.