I'll need a replacement ass please?

Any donors? I sat on mine for 26 hours straight and it's lost it's badonkadonkiness.

Well, I'm back from the land of assholes, thoroughly reminded of why I didn't like it there. The chinese food was a blessing though, and we stocked up on pastrami and pizza before we got the fuck outta there.

We visited the evil grandma, who seems to have had a huge helping of humble pie. It feels nice to trust her again.

My aunt seems to have lost her evil streak as well, completely catching me off guard. And my cousin is no longer a depressed emo. Although it probably helps that she's in the last few weeks of school.

We also paid a visit to my ONLY grandad, who's in the hospital with a failing heart. I don't know about the specific details, but it's one of those 'Either have the operation, or wait it out' sort of situations. But he's too old to have the surgery, so they're forced to wait it out. And his new wife was sitting there impatiently with one of those 'WHEN THE HELL WILL THIS OLD MOTHERFUCKER DIE?!' looks on her face. She obviously didn't expect him to last this long.

Of course I attempted to take amusing pictures (such as the sign of a parking company who is actually called POO, and the storm trooper in the window of a costume shop), but I ended up missing all of the good stuff.

On the way back however, I came across this freaking awesome dragon's skull. Unfortunately, we forgot to inform the bank that we were going to be travelling and spending money, so they assumed that it was card theft and froze the account. SHIT!

And now for the horrible part (or good, depending on who you are):

I participated in some kareoke (sp?) shenanigans. I made a complete fool of myself in public and all I got was a stinking shirt. Although it did get pretty awesome when me, mom, auntie carol, and jill (one of our friends who went along for the trip) sang some Queen. And did some tubthumping. It's stuck in my head now. Awesomeness.

I think I'll be doing it a lot more often now.