Right, first thing's first...

First blog entry, hell yeah.

I'd like to start off with a rant about DeviantART and critiques. (Dead horse topic, I know, but I don't care.)
If this isn't relevant to your interests, then I suggest you click back on the browser and find something more amusing to look at. Rant will be ranty.

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Artists who whine and bitch when they recieve critique anger me in. They'll constantly prattle on about how they want to improve, become an insta-famous animu artist, etc. etc. and then turn around and argue that their shit smells of roses when you dare tell them otherwise.

I gave you critique. I pointed out flaws in the artwork, things you should work on to make your pieces more aesthetically pleasing in general. I gave you that nudge to help you improve.

So why, pray tell, did you have a mega bitchfit when I offered you this advice? Do you honestly think your artwork will be anything more than crappy five-minute recoloured crayon traces of Naruto without some direction and help?
Or do you have your head jammed that far up your colon that you perceive all constructive criticism as personal attacks, and feel the need to send your sheeple following out to white-knight for you? Fuck, your art teacher must LOVE you. "OH BAWW SO-AND-SO DIDN'T LIEK MY TRACES, GO SHOUT AT THEM FOR ME BECAUSE I'M ALL UPSET AND BUTTHURT BAWW I WANT ASSPATS NOT SRS HELP"

You seem to think you're the hottest shit since Da Vinci and yet a blind chimpanzee would probably know more about colour theory, composition and anatomy than you.

Fuck this shit, I'm moving to Conceptart.org.