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An incredibly awesome dream.

Posted 09-11-2010 at 06:32 AM by Mac Sirloin

Started out with me in Chapters, the book store. I had a shopping bag with a yoyo in it, and that's all. I was sitting by a window for some reason, and then I left to go outside. When I went back in, there were a bunch of goats eating the plastic bag. I wanted that yo yo really fucking bad so I grabbed the bag from them and kicked their faces for leverage. At some point one goat actually tried to eat it, but couldn't.

After leaving Goatburg, I met up with my friend Aaron and some guy who was just in my dream, we got in a car for some reason and all of a sudden it was daylight out. We ripped across Belleville because we were worried about a bunch of kids chasing us. I, being the back seat passenger, had to fend them off with various goods out of the windows. It was incredible.

Eventually we ran over Dennis Leary's toe in front of my old elementary school, and whoever was driving the car kept almost hitting kids. We stopped, I walked home, and woke up.

So glad I wrote this down.

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	I love random dreams. That was a good one, though walking home and waking up isn't something that would happen to me. Usually if I'm physically 'struck', I just shoot awake and think...hmm... I wish I wrote them down, I'll do so in the future.
	Posted 09-11-2010 at 07:18 AM by Dixanadu

	Before I found out that my second eog, Moe was dead, I had a dream where I was sitting under a fence at the farm I used to live at, and Moe leapt over the fence at me and I jolted awake.
	Posted 09-11-2010 at 07:59 AM by Mac Sirloin Updated 09-11-2010 at 10:54 AM by Mac Sirloin

	I had quite a weird dream myself. Me and a friend wandered into a haunted house, once we got up stairs we had to fight off a bunch of evil toddlers, Dead Rising style. Grabbing random objects to kill them in interesting ways. Im fairly sure it was set in the past or something, because we managed to kill a kid by taking their RC car and grinding the back wheel into their face.
	Posted 09-11-2010 at 08:16 AM by Daxter King

	Dicks had a pleasant dream about the break up of one of his friends... was heart-warming.
	Posted 09-11-2010 at 08:27 AM by Ridg3

i started writing my dreams down when i was at school, but they were never very interesting, so i gave up. i once had a dream about OWF where everyone was sat around a long, medieval-style table, feasting. it ended when i threw a whole chicken at a random members face.

i also have short, shitty dreams that wake me up. ones like walking down the road, tripping up and then waking. really fucking boring.

Posted 09-11-2010 at 08:28 AM by MA

	I tend to have dreams where people are out to try and kill me. I get very aggressive and confrontational for about ten minutes once I wake up. You know, in that window of time where you're not really awake, but you're not asleep, either.
	Posted 09-11-2010 at 12:23 PM by OddjobAbe

Oh yes Ridg3, I'll tell that one.

My friend Dee has a girlfriend called Emma, I dreamt that my friend Dee was trying to break up with her, and came to me for help in doing so. For some reason, I told him to say you're fighting aliens, she'll believe that.

She was right outside my room and it went like this:
D: "I have something to tell you."
E: "We need to talk about our relationship."
D: "I agree! I need to break up with you because I need to fight aliens."
E: "Are you fucking serious!?"
D: "Yes! I'll write everyday, I promise."

Then he gave me a thumbs up.

Posted 09-12-2010 at 03:30 PM by Dixanadu

	I had an awesome dream to respond with, but as I began to recall it I forgot the last few details of it…
	Posted 09-13-2010 at 02:31 AM by Phylum

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