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The n00b shal inherit teh Erth

Posted 03-07-2009 at 02:16 AM by Splat
Updated 03-08-2009 at 04:49 PM by Splat
Because conversations with n00bs is a vital part of OWF life, dating back from a memorable conversation Dino once had with some girl of MSN...

I was playing an online game with a chatroom attachment. A guy with a number for a name came over and made the usual introductions, asking me how long I'd been playing, what rank I was and so on. Eventually he got around to asking my place of origin...

5672: Where you from?
Me: England
5672: Whats it like there?
Me: It's ok
5672: Im from manchester
(long silence from me)
5672: Its in britain
Me: Yes, I know where manchester is. England is a part of britain
5672: Iv been to england once
Me: Manchester is a part of England. England is the country that Manchester is in.
5672: Lol ur smart

Its when you realise that these people are our future that you feel an icy chill running up your spine.
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Wil's Avatar
Maybe he’s from Manchester but his family moved away while he was young. He has since visited England once. Or he’s winding you up.

Or he’s an idiot.

Although he reminds of chatterbots like Jabberwacky.
Posted 03-07-2009 at 02:48 AM by Wil

Havoc's Avatar
Did that actually happen? :P What a moron .
Posted 03-07-2009 at 08:07 AM by Havoc

Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
People like that are already running the country.
Posted 03-07-2009 at 01:18 PM by Fuzzle Guy

This is obviously a troll.
Posted 03-07-2009 at 04:57 PM by BlowCo Bonesaw

Slog Bait's Avatar
Reminds me of this funny little quote:

"Remember, the children are our future.

... Oh shit, we're all doomed."
Posted 03-07-2009 at 09:13 PM by Slog Bait

scrab queen's Avatar
I am going to once again point to the nooblet breeding prevention program.

*points*

I am also going to mention that time someone was trying to "unbutton [thier] zipper"

Now I am going to cower in a corner and cry for the damnation of the human race.

We are so fucking screwed. It's not even funny anymore.
Posted 03-07-2009 at 11:43 PM by scrab queen

Nate's Avatar
Maybe he's from one of the following:

:
In Canada:

* Manchester (see Alyth/Bonnybrook/Manchester, Calgary), a neighbourhood in Calgary, Alberta

In Jamaica:

* Manchester, Jamaica

In the United States:

* Manchester, California in Mendocino County, California near Point Arena
* Manchester (Monterey County), California, a ghost town near Big Sur
* Manchester, Connecticut
* Manchester, Georgia
* Manchester, Illinois
* Manchester, Indiana
* Manchester, Iowa
* Manchester, Kansas
* Manchester, Kentucky
* Manchester, Maine
* Manchester, Maryland
* Manchester, Massachusetts
* Manchester, Michigan
* Manchester, Minnesota
* Manchester, Missouri
* Manchester, New Hampshire (the largest Manchester in the U.S.)
* Manchester, New Jersey
* Manchester, New York
* Manchester, Ohio
* Manchester, Oklahoma
* Manchester, Pennsylvania
* Manchester (Pittsburgh), a neighborhood in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
* Manchester, South Dakota
* Manchester, Tennessee
* Manchester, Fort Bend County, Texas
* Manchester, Harris County, Texas
* Manchester, Red River County, Texas
* Manchester, Vermont
o Manchester Center, Vermont
* Manchester, Virginia (extinct independent city, now part of Richmond)
* Manchester, Washington
* Manchester, Green Lake County, Wisconsin
* Manchester, Jackson County, Wisconsin

See also: Manchester Township

In New Zealand:

* Manchester, New Zealand
Posted 03-09-2009 at 04:09 AM by Nate

Wil's Avatar
I pass close to Boston several times a year, but I’ve never been to the U.S.
Posted 03-09-2009 at 12:13 PM by Wil

 

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