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FamilyTo start this little shindig off-I have a pretty large family. My Grandmother had 10 children and only one of them has passed away. Then there's the cousins, second cousins, great aunts, and a conglomeration of other people who's names I don't know.
Now, the youngest members of our family are Mason and Maddie, who are like...5 and 2 or 3 respectively. Maddie is a mystery punched in the face by an enigma. I don't know. Anyway, I still collect a lot of the crap I had when I was little. Mostly Transformers, but some little Ghostbusters figurines and other knick-knacks dot my living space. Not a whole lot of people really give a dick about them, but I halfheartedly take pride in their time-wasting uses. If I get a job I might take up collecting Warhammer 40K figures and painting them. Now, Mason, being 5 and awesome, has just found out about Transformers, and by the sound of it he goes Apeshit for them. When my mom visited his mom (My Aunt Lisa) in Toronto. Aunt Lisa is Married to this man: For the uncool, uninformed, and unbrainpossessing, that is Jay Sankey. A Comedian/Magician who has his own childrens Television show. He kicks ass. So, back to Mason, apparently he simply would not stop asking questions about me and my sisters. Mostly me. I plan on getting some extra figures together to give to him so he doesn't grow up bigger than me and beats me up. Also because they make a mess and my parents are bastards if they find them laying around. I'm pretty sure my dad placed a pile of them on the couch, sat down and farted on them once. Dick. |
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