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Death to all carpet beetles

Posted 09-18-2011 at 11:03 AM by Nemo
I found two of the motherfuckers in my room, crawling along the corners of the walls. After capturing them, they promptly launched an attack, sending hair into my nostrils and making me sneeze and leak snot all day.

It's on, motherfuckers. I don't care if there's a hive of 10 million of you sonsabitches hiding under my drawer/bookcase. I'm going to send all of you to hell.


While cleaning, I found a knife under my bed. It'll serve well enough to behead the PoWs.
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Sekto Springs's Avatar
There's only one way to settle this. Learn the language of the carpet beetles, live side by side with them and breed with their women. In time, your differences will be forgotten.
Posted 09-18-2011 at 12:05 PM by Sekto Springs

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Create a virus that makes them allergic to humans.
Posted 09-18-2011 at 12:58 PM by MeechMunchie

Dixanadu's Avatar
Hold them between a pair of tweezers, and light them aflame.

Put the burnt carcass on display on a skirting board with a pin as an example.

Beetles will know not to tread.
Posted 09-19-2011 at 12:03 PM by Dixanadu

enchilado's Avatar
Burn down your house. Guaranteed to work.
Posted 09-20-2011 at 12:19 AM by enchilado

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
I thought carpet beetles were the little guys that people use to strip the flesh off of bones. Am I mistaken?
Posted 09-21-2011 at 01:28 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Nate's Avatar
I thought they just used maggots for that.
Posted 09-22-2011 at 03:20 AM by Nate

 

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