Christmas

This year will be interesting.

yeah, i tend to pay attention to the the lyrics "It was Christmas eve, babe. In the drunk tank." by The Pogues around this time of year. fuck last Christmas.

That's a great song.

It's called Fairytales of New York, by the way.

EDIT: damn it OANST, i know!

i meant the actual lyrics, but my wording made it sound like i meant the lyrics to a song called what i said which were the lyrics.

EDIT 2: and to be pretentious, pedantic and generally a cunt; its called Fairytale Of New York. no 's'.

Oh, fuck off, pedant.

I'm assuming that MA means the song that has the words "Last Christmas" featured excessively, and I find it dreadful. Of course... Anything becomes dreadful when you have to listen to it for hours on end with the highest volume possible...

I want to reference the Grinch...

Yeah, I love it when your pets live past their expected lifetimes. We had a hamster that lived twice the regular age. Sweet little thing even in the end.

We had a guinea pig that lived twice it's life expectancy, which was odd cus every other guinea pig we had died really quickly, making us think that it was some sort of diabolical life-sucking vampire guinea pig.

Indeed.

You shouldn't talk abou-- Ah, nevermind.. you'll find out.

Find out what? Tell us! Tell us!

Derden.

actually, i meant last Christmas i woke up in a cell. paid a fine and went home. wasn't actually a drunk tank, but close enough. i can see how it may have seemed i was talking about the song. and i do indeed hate Last Christmas or whatever its called.

You git. It's been going round and around in my head for ten minutes now, and it's the same little bit over and over. I can't get the tune to move onto the next bit.

AN OLD MAN SAID TO ME, WON'T SEE ANOTHER ONE
AND THEN HE SANG A SONG, THE RARE OLD MOUNTAIN DEW
I TURNED MY FACE AWAY, AND DREAMED ABOUT YOU

GOT ON A LUCKY ONE, CAME IN A TEN TO ONE
I'VE GOT A FEELIN', THIS YEARS FOR ME AND YOU
SO HAPPY CHRISTMAS, I LOVE YOU BABY
I CAN SEE A BETTER TIME, WHEN ALL OUR DREAMS COME TRUE

fucking great stuff.

Somewhere on the internet is a woman who sells a vitamin [and who knows what else] mixture that has been clinically proven to extend a rats life.

At least there used to be. Anyway, a lot of people swear by the stuff. Look it up.

I'm waiting to use the "cheap, lousy faggot, happy Christmas your arse" lyric on one of the moderators.

...everyone