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Fired!

Posted 11-06-2008 at 10:01 PM by Nate
I just got fired from the job I hate at the company I love. Haven't decided whether to be sad or happy*.

I was told quite clearly that I should leave early and not go to office meeting (where I was going to say goodbye to people) because it would be awkward to explain why they got rid of me with me there. But I am going to the office drinking+karaoke night tonight. I figure if there's one time in my life when I'm guaranteed to be bought drinks, it's this.


*Two months pay and the chance to tell the boss what I think of him edges me towards happy.
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Wil's Avatar
No, that guaranteed time is any time you’re out drinking with Peter. I’m sorry to hear you were fired, even considering the upshots. What happened?
Posted 11-07-2008 at 03:53 AM by Wil

Did you kick your clients in the testicles? A similar matter got me fired from my job at a retirement home.

Needless to say, 80 year old men don't like their testicles being shattered.
Posted 11-07-2008 at 04:48 AM by Nemo

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Take solace in the fact that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Posted 11-07-2008 at 05:44 AM by Bullet Magnet

Leto's Avatar
Why did you get fired? Tried to sleep your way to the top, but at the very top was a woman?
Posted 11-07-2008 at 10:53 AM by Leto

Getting out of a shit job is always a relief for me, even if it means I'm broke for a few weeks.

Drink and smile!
Posted 11-07-2008 at 01:10 PM by Kimon

Nate's Avatar
In explanation:
:
(09:38:47) Max: So what did you do to get fired?
(09:39:04) Nate: Nothing
(09:39:10) Nate: Which may be the point
(09:39:23) Nate: But they decided that they wanted 24/7 customer support, which meant outsourcing
(09:39:42) Nate: And the position they were going to promote me to no longer exists, thanks to the economy
(09:39:55) Nate: And I didn't take Peter's advice and suck the CEO's cock
(09:40:06) Max: What! You fool!
Posted 11-07-2008 at 02:22 PM by Nate

Alcar's Avatar
You fool!

Alcar...
Posted 11-07-2008 at 09:02 PM by Alcar

Wil's Avatar
I’m hoping you edited that chat log to use our OWF screen names.
Posted 11-08-2008 at 06:32 AM by Wil

mitsur's Avatar
If I were you, I would have gotten completely smashed, then gone to the karaoke to tell everyone I got fired and why.

But really, don't make too big a scene. Your boss may help you with a referrel on your resume for when you apply for a new job. If you destroy the sense of guilt he's got for firing you by being a dick, there goes some help.
Posted 11-08-2008 at 12:12 PM by mitsur

Nate's Avatar
I got completely smashed at the karaoke and the boss was paying. So win for me!

Thankfully, my reference will be coming from my manager and not the CEO so I was fine to tell him that he wasn't as special as he thinks he is (not in those words). There were a few awkward moments at the karaoke where the only spare seat was next to the boss and it was quite obvious to everyone that I preferred to remain standing rather than sit next to him.

But everyone else was really quite nice about it. I had people I really didn't expect come up and say they'd miss me. Also got to grab Clare on the boobs.
Posted 11-08-2008 at 05:23 PM by Nate

Alcar's Avatar
You whore!

Alcar...
Posted 11-08-2008 at 10:07 PM by Alcar

Nate's Avatar
Hey! She was grabbing my nipples and it *really* hurt.
Posted 11-08-2008 at 10:23 PM by Nate

 

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