Kill. Me. Now.

Maybe the Mayans were right.

Meh

It will bomb.

The general movie watching populace will not be so fucking dumb as to shit their way into this catastrophe. There is no feature length appeal.

It.
Will.
Bomb.

What? I dont get it? Who the fuck is Fred?

I hope you're right, but the number of subscribers Fred has on youtube is nothing to sneeze at. They could carry the box office gross all by themselves.
Also let's not forget our good buddies Seltzer and Friedburg, Uwe Boll, and whatever assholes are behind tripe like Highschool Musical and The Bratz Movie. There are enough retards out there for this to get acclaim. Even if the general consensus is that it sucks horse balls, I will shed a tear for the film industry that this fecal matter was ever greenlit in the first place.

@ Taco: I envy your innocence. Spare yourself the tyrannical horror that is Fred.

I'm...watching...one...of...his...videos...right...now...

...

...

It's going to take a lot of good music to wash this away.

I can just hear the words Incipient Migraine over and over again when he talks.

I'm just glad that our civilization enjoys quality entertainment.

How about some YTP now?

Tell me, Sekto, have you actually watched High School Musical? Have you taken the time to listen to each song from the soundtrack? Have you made any discernable effort to jusdtify that negative opinion of yours at all?
I don't understand how you can label it 'tripe'. It's not for you. It's for little kids. It's made by fucking Disney for Christs sake.
There are much, much worse things in the media for children to watch than high school musical

I've watched The Bratz Movie. The Bratz Movie is about retaining friendships despite interests forking and learning how to deal with it wrapped in a package to appeal to kids. It's (surprisingly) not just a product to sell the god awful merchandise.

You don't think people our age dismissed what we watched when we were kids as retarded? This cycle will continue on and on and fucking on until people learn that proving they know of something better is more valid than simply shitting all over the other guy.

I listen to music from High School Musical, but I have the dignity to feel dirty whilst doing so.

@ Mac: Hey, hey, no need to be abrasive, pal. I'm just not going to go the watered-down route of listing the few appreciative values the aforementioned media does have. You can argue it's for kiddies, you can argue it's just not for me, and you can argue how much work someone put into it. That doesn't make it good. It is tripe. It's over-hyped, trite, brainwashing, tripe produced only to sell merchandise and glorify mediocrity. Is there worse shit out there? Definitely. Will the Fred movie be worse? Probably. Forgive me for not lowering my standards to catch up with the rest of cinema's downward spiral into the ninth level of hell. You aren't incorrect though. One should always experience the media before forming opinions about it. To that note, I would like to assure you that I have seen them, these are my opinions, and I'm not just "going with the status quo".

*snort*


Also Justin, you proved a good point. I am shamed.

Damn it, Sexto, Mac loved High School Musical and ESPECIALLY the Bratz Movie, and now he's got such high hopes for Fred and you just tore them away like they mean nothing! You are such a meanie-head! Now say you're sorry!

DON'T THINK I DIDN'T CATCH THAT.

I WAS BETTING ON IT, BUCKO.

NOW GET OVER HERE AND WE WON'T LET THAT STIFFY GO TO WASTE

HOA!

Congratulations Sekto, you missed the point entirely. Enjoy being a 14 year old boy on 4chan trying to look cool by not liking anything.

And how exactly was that abrasive? Oh, I know: It's because you're an oversensitive faggot who can't have a proper discussion without misconstruing everything as a personal attack.

So, as president of Sekto Springs is an ungodly retard and Why Can't Dipstikk Stay Gone, allow me to bring the ceremonies to a close and invite you two to continue the inane 69'ing that is every abomination of a conversation that you partake with each other, so that you'll lodge each others cocks so firmly down your own throats that you'll suck yourselves into a sweltering greasy portal of Me Not Having To Give a Shit.


I tried pretty fucking hard for the last little while to ignore just how obnoxious Sekto is but I've had it. Make a relevant counterpoint, fucklips, don't repeat what I already dismissed.

See, Sexto? See what happens?

You made him wet himself.

Also, your description of our conversations is so kinky, I can barely hold it in. We're always up for a threesome, you inspirational little sex pistol. We'll even play some of the High School Musical soundtrack if you bring the CD so you can really get her going.

And always remember, it's not the size of the beast, it's what it does once you've unchained it.

You guys need to calm down... Since when did we have to like everything and/or dislike everything?

Some people will like Highschool Musical, some people wont. Don't try to shove each others values on each others throats. That will never work.

It's not a matter of liking or disliking, it's a matter of giving so much of a shit that you feel like you need to rabidly defend the fact that something is bad.

I don't understand how anyone can't just ignore Fred or High School Musical or The Bratz movie or any of that shit. Why don't you just cope with it? Why draw more attention to it?

If I was shoving my values down Sekto's throat I'd be telling him he's wrong for disliking them. He's not. He's entitled to his opinion, but he needs to learn that there's opinions and there's being a giant crybaby about the most mundane shit.

I could not give less of a shit about dipstikk, though, since he's added absolutely nothing to this discussion apart from derail it and miss the point with Sekto.

Now just in case someone brings the crybaby issue back at me, allow me to paraphrase OANST by stating that I don't care about any of (the vast majority of) you people. I don't sit here on my birthday (or any day for that matter) gettin' mad at internets. I discuss things angrily because I tend to make better points when I'm angry and caustic. If I'm farting around in happydicks lalaland I tend not to make as good points as I would.

tl;dr I'm not raging at you people, I'm laughing.

Meh, it's a blog.
People bitch about mundane shit in blogs all the time. I'm blowing off steam, sue me.

Now if I cluttered up OT with a thread on this shit, then yes, such combativeness would probably be more warranted.

I respect that you come off so angrily out of apathy and not the opposite, though. Still, sometimes I feel like you need a hug.

Not trying to be condescending or nothin'. I like Mac, even if we don't see eye to eye all the time.

I would like to admit, however, that I can say some incredibly hurtful things when I do this and I'd like to apologize to Sekto for being a tremendous asshole amidst all of the points I make. Good for him for not taking this discussion as seriously as I do. I mean that.

Edit: I posted this before I read his double edit. That's fucking spooky right there.

Good.
Now let's all enjoy a nice warm cup of poop...

@ Mac: Well I think that just as you're entitled to your opinion, so is Sekto.
Usually when someone has a strong like/dislike for something, they want to share this. You can either agree or not. And honestly, I do think you could have been a bit more civil about it. I mean, you do make a valid and good point, but it kind of drowned in pointless insults and remarks about dipstikk's and Sekto's friendship(the whole cock-sucking thing)...
Sometime's I wonder if you're genuinely that angry o_o ...

Anyway I really hope I'm not offending you with any of this, I just thing there's a bit too much over reaction in this blog.

Personally I don't care that this movie is being made, even though I think it would most likely flop(who would wanna listen to 1½ hours of high pitched voice?) .... Oh wait... They did chipmunks. nevermind X_X

The only remark I would actually get offended by, from Sekto would be this one: "There are enough retards out there for this to get acclaim." cos it implies that people who watch such movies are retards. But we all like at least something retarded. I like reality TV; Sekto likes YTP, and I'm sure you like some things that would generally be seen as silly/stupid/whatever. And none of us are retards.

Anyway, I just think this is a silly matter to get upset over. At least as much that you would throw random insults. There are more civil ways to go about this.


Edit: You both posted. Go suck each others' dicks <.<

Already doing so on MSN.

Whew, glad it wasn't me who posted that poop. I got NAILED last time I did that.

Seen the first one, the KOTH one was Gold! So how about that sound when Pegggy puts down the coffee pot?

Did you catch the joke at 0:40?
You don't spot it at first.

I didn't read any of this!

fucking christ. how annoying.

Hreuaaagh.

(Groaning, uninterested yawn)

i do that! only when annoyed.