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CLOUDSPOTTING!

Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:55 AM by STM
Well folks,
cloud spotting, why not. One of the weirdest hobbies I have ever heard of and quickly became enthralled in. I suggest to you, my fellow forumers, to join me in my plight for soul enlightenment through those puffy little fellers up in the sky.
Ok, basically three years ago my mums mate bought me a cloud spotters book for a laugh a few xmas' back. I dismissed it at first but after exorcising the library that is my bedroom of all but the dullest of books, I decided to take it up and finish it. One of the greatest books I ever picked up. The actual book, "The Cloud Spotters Guide" written by "Gavin Pretor-Pinney." Is fantastically articulated and written with confident yet subtle humour allowing for one to deeply enjoy the marvels that are the clouds.
What's great is it's so calming to actually sit down in my garden at different times of day and spot the different cloud "genera" and "species" for example, cumulus humilis, the little fair weather clouds that are small and puffy, rarely exist after 15:00 when there is not enough evaporation to sustain them, therefore, they dissipate. Possibly more fantastically is that the clouds can transform and evolve from CH1 to CH4 for example.
The book helped me relax and keep my anger at bay, it also allowed me to keep sane through my increasingly stressing GCSE's and I thought it might do the same for you lot. So go fort hand collect the clouds.

If you are interested I suggest the following in the following books in the following order:

The Cloud Spotters Guide - Gavin Pretor-Pinney

The Cloud Book, How to understand the skies - Richard Hamblyn

The Cloud Collectors Handbook - Gavin Pretor-Pinney (again)

Basically a real laff!
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Laser's Avatar
You need to get laid baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Posted 08-28-2010 at 10:35 AM by Laser

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Psh leave it to science to make looking at clouds boring, I'm perfectly content with likening the shapes of clouds to dinosaurs, thanks.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 05:15 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
I can't read.

No, really.

But I do recommend the getting laid thing. Nothing wrong with your new hobby I just highly recommended this one.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 05:38 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Yeah well I'm quite a bit older than him and still haven't gotten laid myself.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 05:43 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
Saving yourself or missing out?
Respect either way.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:07 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Missing the fuck out.

Eh, we just need to legalize prostitution in this piece of shit country of ours.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:15 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
To me, "illegal" is just a warning that if I get caught very bad stuff happens. However, although I suggest that you only allow the law to bind you when appropriate (when that is is your choice, as it should be), I don't suggest hiring a prostitute. This is probably becomes I'm the kind of guy who prefers "making love" to "fucking", which you can't do with a prostitute who doesn't actually love you.

Well at least without a girlfriend you can masturbate and watch all the porn you want without feeling guilty about it afterwards.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:28 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
I've gotten some pretty convincing lap dances in my time though.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:32 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
When my girlfriend gave me a lapdance she said I wasn't aloud to touch her. Apparently that's how a lapdance works.

I don't like lapdances.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:46 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
lol my friend and I dragged this one girl we know to a strip club once, she nagged me not to pay for a lap dance 'cause she could just give me one herself.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:47 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
Did she give you one?
Posted 08-28-2010 at 06:56 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Yes she did lol
Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:00 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
Haha. Well then there's a reason to be single.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:02 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Yeah I'm afraid of drama and am also an approval whore lol probably why I'm single. Uh basically I'm just looking to get my dick wet, sorry if that sounds shallow lol :P
Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:07 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
Excuse the pun, but if it were deep you'd probably be wet already.
Be honest, you feel no sorrow for your motives.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:19 PM by Carnix

Hazel-Rah's Avatar
Shit, I always do this to ScrabTrapMan's blogs >_> lol sorry
Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:28 PM by Hazel-Rah

Carnix's Avatar
I wonder if clouds can strip-tease...

And now I'm back on topic.
Posted 08-28-2010 at 07:30 PM by Carnix

OddjobAbe's Avatar
You're more bloody open than Abe619.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 12:57 AM by OddjobAbe

abe619's Avatar
YAY!!!^^
Posted 08-29-2010 at 02:27 AM by abe619

STM's Avatar
I can't get laid, firstly I'm not 16 for another few months and also I have to make the decision about pre-marital sex being a Christian. Yet I've still got further than a number of you have no doubt.

Anyway cloud watching helps stave of my depression. Maybe a next article?
Posted 08-29-2010 at 03:11 AM by STM

Carnix's Avatar
I think holding out until marriage would be really beautiful. It's got take a really decent guy with a fuck load of willpower to pull that off. Although I don't recommend it for a number of reasons, you will have my utmost pride and respect if you can do that.
Christian or not.

I tried it this morning and can safely say that watching the rain-clouds just made me bored, dizzy, wet, and gave me a headache. I doubt I'll be doing it again. However I do moon-watch (if there's any such thing) and it has similar effects for me as you've described. I'm Wiccan so the moon plays a very large part in my spiritual life. When I just stay still and watch it I go into a sort of trance where the moon is all there is and all there is is perfect. It's a feeling that everything, good and bad, is exactly how I want it to be.
Feeling of completeness.
Kinda like after sex. :P
Posted 08-29-2010 at 08:12 AM by Carnix

STM's Avatar
Must be nice I like watching the moon but it has no effect on me, no stratocumulus or stratus as they are properly known, are the most boring clouds, in the collectors guide you only get 10 out of 70 possible for finding one XD.
Posted 08-31-2010 at 02:18 AM by STM

 






 
 
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