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A Sandstorm In Wales?

Posted 05-14-2011 at 11:59 AM by JennyGenesis
Updated 05-14-2011 at 12:05 PM by JennyGenesis
Confused by the title? I will explain.

But to clarify. I live in a small town. Nowhere near any sand. The nearest sand where I live is at a Builder's Suppliers down the road and even then that's all bagged up.

So this evening I was sat in my bedroom. Leaned back in my chair with my legs stretched out across one of my desks, I had the laptop resting my lap as I was typing this

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...80&postcount=6

Took forever to type and it's my longet post yet!

I took a quick look out of the window and I noticed it was getting darker. I thought nothing of it since it was the evening but I saw lots of black clouds. I assumed it was going to rain shortly.

Suddenly as I'm typing away, sure enough I hear the rain on my window. In the middle of my typing I took another look out of the window since I like watching rain.

But then I become a little confused. I could see what looked like a thick mist going past my house but as I looked at it more I began thinking it looked like sand!

I was becoming more and more confused at this point whilst this sand mist (?) was getting thicker and thicker! So I got out of my chair to get a closer look. I look to my left and I see is a huge puff of smoke comming from behind a house on my street. So I'm assuming it must have been a bonfire because there have been no fire engines and this "mist" quickly dissapered after I looked out of the window.

It was a moment of confusion, and a moment I'm sure people will mock me for when I tell them......
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Alcar's Avatar
Ghost sand. Best lock up your virgins.

Alcar...
Posted 05-14-2011 at 12:24 PM by Alcar

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I don't have any.
Posted 05-14-2011 at 12:43 PM by JennyGenesis

CrissCross's Avatar
why not O.o
Posted 05-14-2011 at 01:16 PM by CrissCross

JennyGenesis's Avatar
I have no children (and never want any) and I ain;t a virgin myself. So the sand can fuck off
Posted 05-14-2011 at 01:22 PM by JennyGenesis

STM's Avatar
Shit it's an omen, a plague of sheep will stampede your fields and a farmer shall cry out in the night!
Posted 05-14-2011 at 01:36 PM by STM

CrissCross's Avatar
And your blood will turn to black and the demons of the under world will escape and doom humanity!
Posted 05-14-2011 at 01:39 PM by CrissCross

RoryF's Avatar
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demons of the under world will escape and doom humanity!
That's already happened, I've highlighted the fact you've stated the game it happened in...
Posted 05-14-2011 at 01:43 PM by RoryF

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Didn't the same thing hallen in Half Life?
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:07 PM by JennyGenesis

RoryF's Avatar
Maybe, but in Doom there are monsters called demons.
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:09 PM by RoryF

Alcar's Avatar
Sometimes I call my right hand the devil.

Alcar...
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:16 PM by Alcar

JennyGenesis's Avatar
And I cann my left hand Jesus.
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:22 PM by JennyGenesis

RoryF's Avatar
And I call my right foot awesome.
That sucked, I know
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:26 PM by RoryF

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Left hand > Right hand
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:52 PM by Wings of Fire

Alcar's Avatar
Ewww, a southpaw.

It's okay, for some reason I find goofy stance much more comfortable and natural (hah!) when it comes to skateboards and surfboards.

Alcar...
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:58 PM by Alcar

CrissCross's Avatar
i call my right hand my girlfriend
Posted 05-14-2011 at 02:58 PM by CrissCross

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
i use my left hand for masturbating every thing = right
Posted 05-14-2011 at 03:12 PM by Mr. Bungle

JennyGenesis's Avatar
Did your ex girlfriend find out you were cheating on her Criss?
Posted 05-14-2011 at 03:15 PM by JennyGenesis

CrissCross's Avatar
she found out my hand was giving me handjobs she wasn't very happy
Posted 05-14-2011 at 03:15 PM by CrissCross

Phylum's Avatar
Did the whale eat lots of sand while it was washed up or something?
Posted 05-15-2011 at 04:51 AM by Phylum

 

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