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I don't care anymore

Posted 05-23-2014 at 11:52 PM by Nemo
This title is probably a lie. But it's story time so all you shits better sit the fuck down and listen



About six months ago there was a little skeleton named Nemo who had an okay life. He had a job and a few friends at this job and a few friends online. He was saving up mad stackz of cash and was sort of enjoying life.

But then one day Nemo's bestest friend in the whole god damn world decided to have an argument with him about Nemo's newly-found hobby of drinking to make the pain go away. Nemo's bestest friend said that he was done with poor old Nemo and never wanted to talk to Nemo again.

As you can imagine this made Nemo upset and Nemo decided to make everything better by doing the one thing he knew how to do better than anything else in the whole wide world: Drikning. Nemo decided to level out the playing field by making everything in his life shitty, so that the best thing in his life being shitty wouldn't fucking upset him so much.

Now, Nemo has extreme mood swings again and can't work for more than a couple weeks without fucking up anything and needing to take a break from it all with his good friend Captain Morgan. Good job, Nemo! Plan's working out so far!

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Varrok's Avatar
Hey, it's Nemo! I found you!

Does Nemo have any hobbies except drinking? Something that really sucks him in, so he forgets about everything else? Maybe he should.

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You made me wonder which real companies are interested in buying such stock photos.
Posted 05-23-2014 at 11:55 PM by Varrok

Nemo's other hobbies include masturbation and writing angry tweets to people who no longer talk to him
Posted 05-24-2014 at 12:35 AM by Nemo

Job McYossie's Avatar
Dunno what kinda crap you're going through, but best of luck to you.
Posted 05-24-2014 at 12:36 AM by Job McYossie

Varrok's Avatar
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Nemo's other hobbies include masturbation and writing angry tweets to people who no longer talk to him
Same as me, but I don't feel very sad as long as I'm near a guitar. Or a video game.
Posted 05-24-2014 at 06:25 AM by Varrok

I have an unstrung guitar sitting in the other room because I'll never get around to learning how to restring it.
Posted 05-24-2014 at 09:34 PM by Nemo

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Works with classical guitars as well.
Posted 05-24-2014 at 11:52 PM by Varrok

MA's Avatar
drinking to excess is never a good thing, man. you should stop that.
Posted 05-28-2014 at 12:32 PM by MA

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
smoke sum weed take sum E

do somethin that makes u ha pee

just cut the booze shit only brings u down
Posted 05-29-2014 at 03:12 AM by Mr. Bungle

Varrok's Avatar
whats E
Posted 05-29-2014 at 03:30 AM by Varrok

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
MDMA usually mixed with Speed

the MDMA is the important part (honestly had a big impact on my life the one time I used it, idk if I'll ever take it again but my god it took me outta my shell) and the speed is kinda bad and irrelevant (don't abuse it it's not fun) but that doesn't rhyme so yea.

and there's studies done on using the stuff therapeutically, too! If I had the ability to legalize one drug for medical use, it'd probably be MDMA. That or marijuana... but probably MDMA.

don't do drugs, kids! unless it's mdma. in which case, have fun but by god be careful and don't be an idiot. don't chase the rabbit/unicorn/high, just let it approach you every now and then and you should be fine.

i am not endorsing drug use of any kind merely pointing out facts and sharing my experience
Posted 05-29-2014 at 03:43 AM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
I got bad E once, and thought I was going to die. That was the last time I ever did it. Just remember this, drug users: You never know what this shit is being cut with. So if you're going to experiment, make sure you get it from people you trust.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 06:31 AM by OANST
Updated 05-29-2014 at 08:30 AM by OANST

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
^ definitely

I was incredibly lucky with my experience.

Have you had good times on it though?
Posted 05-29-2014 at 07:45 AM by Mr. Bungle

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I got bad E once, and thought I was going to die. That was the last time I ever did it. Just remember this, drug users: You never what this shit is being cut with. So if you're going to experiment, make sure you get it from people you trust.
Like that bearded guy who used to hang out around the local playground and once offered me a candy?
Posted 05-29-2014 at 07:50 AM by Varrok

OANST's Avatar
Anyone with candy is trustworthy. Obviously.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 08:40 AM by OANST

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Yeah, I've had really good E. Got some amazing stuff when I went to Woodstock in '99, and had a few other really great times on it.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 08:42 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
holy shit you guys know your shit. we need another drugs thread.

i completely agree with Bungle. i've never actually had a bad experience with either, but there's a first time for everything i suppose.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 09:59 AM by MA

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
woodstock '99, damn

must've been one hell of a fest

@MA i'm gonna make a drugs thread soon. been too long since the last one and i got lotsa opinions a-brewin'

i'd do it like, now but i made that racism thread earlier soo yeah. i'm sure there's an unwritten (or maybe even written idfk) rule about multiple threads per day and i don't wanna get ban slammed by the nate ham
Posted 05-29-2014 at 10:26 AM by Mr. Bungle
Updated 05-29-2014 at 10:57 AM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
Meh. Didn't like any of the bands I saw. Great acid and E, though.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 10:55 AM by OANST

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I would've loved to have seen RHCP, RATM or the Hip but yeah looking at the line-up it's nothing stellar.

oh, and re: acid. would you recommend it? might be trying it soon but it kinda scares me. not sure why. I've done shrooms once (tea + lemon juice method) and had an intensely terrifying (but ultimately very symbolic and revealing) trip, so I'm a little apprehensive towards psychs for the time being



damn this isn't even my blog
Posted 05-29-2014 at 11:06 AM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
Acid is my favorite drug. I haven't done it since I was about twenty, though. Very hard to find around here.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 11:08 AM by OANST

STM's Avatar
I won't go near acid on the premise that it can fuck you up decades down the line out of the blue. Weed though, I'll do that once in a blue moon, problem is it takes a copious amount to have a notable effect on me.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 11:38 AM by STM

MA's Avatar
you just need better weed. i heard UK Cheese is pretty popular in the US, which i can't help but find pretty cool. we're good at cultivating and selling our own brands of marijuana, just not smoking it. that is VERBOTEN
Posted 05-29-2014 at 11:49 AM by MA
Updated 05-29-2014 at 11:52 AM by MA

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I smoke pot every day. Stephanie is a giant pot head, and she turned me back into one. Basically, my plan today is to go home, work out, walk the dog, get baked out of my fucking mind (I get really, really good pot) and play Psychonauts until Steph gets off work.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 11:51 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
that's fucking heaven
Posted 05-29-2014 at 11:54 AM by MA

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
fuckin A.

nothing like a good bong rip after a long day, then settling into a good book or game or whatever you fancy while jamming some Boards of Canada or whatever your stoned music of choice is... it's bliss

my tolerance is super right now too so even the regular ol' town weed I have regular access too fucks me up enough haha it's great

all my friends do poppers though and they're kind of gross. a plague around here for sure. Yeah they're fun but fuck up your lungs after a while and the high isn't nearly as long or cerebral as a good j or bowl. but people claim they're a waste, for whatever reason...
Posted 05-29-2014 at 12:01 PM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
I got this tiny water bong that is basically the size of a regular bowl, and holy shit do I love that thing. Smooth as hell, and I save a lot of pot over rolling joints.

The pot I got yesterday is the best I've had in a while. It's 4:30 in the afternoon where I am, and my car still reeks from just having transported it from work to home yesterday. I did not smoke in the car, but the second you open the door, the smell still hits you like a truck. Dude at the Burger King drive through gave me a thumbs up, and told me to smoke on.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 12:31 PM by OANST

Varrok's Avatar
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I smoke pot every day.
Well, we've found the reason why he's so fat, ladies and gentelmen.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 12:58 PM by Varrok

Slog Bait's Avatar
I feel so straight edge when I read these kinds of conversations
Posted 05-29-2014 at 03:05 PM by Slog Bait

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@MA i'm gonna make a drugs thread soon. been too long since the last one and i got lotsa opinions a-brewin'

i'd do it like, now but i made that racism thread earlier soo yeah. i'm sure there's an unwritten (or maybe even written idfk) rule about multiple threads per day and i don't wanna get ban slammed by the nate ham
No rule about thread starting beyond 'Don't be a spammy dick'. The equivalent rule for blogs is only because new ones push old ones down; that doesn't happen for threads so it's all good.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 04:08 PM by Nate

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I feel so straight edge when I read these kinds of conversations
I don't have any moral objection to recreational drug use, I just don't trust anyone enough to take anything they offer.
Posted 05-29-2014 at 04:28 PM by MeechMunchie

 
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