Piss drunk

This really fulfilled my need for interesting news.

Hey, was generally worried...I didn't really know where else to ask...couldn't rightly ask my folks.

what were you drinking? if it was lager, you just might have stomach pains because that stuff is very gassy. when i used to drink Stella i'd have terrible indigestion in the morning.

on the other hand, if it was cider your body might be trying to cope with it, resulting in having a bad stomach. nothing to worry about. cider is dodgy, you see, as its basically rotten apples that you're drinking, along with the chemicals also found in lager. i keep off the stuff.

drink bitter or ale. they're not gassy, actually have a good taste and a lot of them are actually stronger than regular lager/cider. Hobgoblin, Pedigree or Old Speckled Hen.

then again if you were on shorts there's nothing to worry about. unless you had a lot of pop with them.

also, it might seem stupid, but have you eaten anything yet? after a night drinking, for some bizarre reason i often forget to eat anything the next day, and i wonder why i'm getting pains in my stomach.

I love how Stella is marketed at pseudo-classy North American Moms but still makes you farty as hell.

Pseudo-classy? Wow. Class is something Stella lacks entirely. I'd categorize it on the same classless plane as White Lightning, Fosters and supermarket own-brand lagers.

Btw what kind of stomache ache do you have? I think thats kind of important...

It's sort of...y'know when you feel ill and you have to go to the loo really quick. But it's subsiding now and I looked it up, apparently a sudden build up of alcohol in the body can poison the blood or...be detoxed by the body causing flatulence, the need to crap and sometimes diarrhoea so I guess I got lucky on this one.

Thx 4 your concern though.

EDIT: Just saw other comments, I think I drank Stella, Jack Daniels some other vodka stuff and a couple of those corona's.

Ive been told many times that if I mix a lot of different alcohols together, Ill get ill... Dunno how true that is, I never really bothered to do real research on it, but maybe there's something to it?

We're talking about Stella Artois, right?

If so, then yeah, it is marketed at the pesudo-classiest of moms.

not really. the body can take a hell of a lot more punishment than you may think, especially when you're younger.

If you didn't have a hangover, you didn't drink enough... fact.

If you can still remember the reason why you started drinking, you haven't had enough.

Yes, Stella Artois. Very cheap crap. There's a reason it's nicknamed "wifebeater" over here, because of the running joke that that's the kind of person that would drink it.

I've heard some peoples' body chemistry allows them to get smashed without a hagover. I've never been hung over although I generally eat before I ever drink as a precaution.

I dont get hangovers either. but Ive also only been "piss drunk" like twice X_x... I was a lil dizzy the next day though.

I'm a fragile little flower whenever I wake up the next morning... and hungry, boy do I get hungry. I've found the cure though, don't go to sleep until the alcohol passes through you.

And I've recently taken to drinking so much I puke everywhere, it's only happened twice but it happened twice in a row and always whenever I drink my favorite tipple. Good times... never been violent though, I thought that was a fact I thought I'd share

i'm disappointed in you.

you're spewing your own beer all over the street. that's a waste of pennies.

It's worse than that, worse than the waste of beer... it's a bloody waste of Mr Daniels.

PBR.

8 units in the space of 5 hours and you think you're drunk? Ha... little kids and alcohol.

I sometimes get really drunk from 2 or 3 glasses of whine...

Well not in a I-forgot-what-happened manner.... But I remember at my peak that I was thinking: I should stop drinking now, I can barely hold a conversation or my balance. I was really close to crossing the zombie-line. I spent 80% of my remaining trying to just look a little normal. I'm sure I failed.

However under normal circumstances, I think that much only brings me at an enjoyable and controllable peak. I usually only drink until I'm that way... Cos i'm responsible. Yea.

Hey, I met up with the guys I drank with today, turns out I played a whole session of beer pong that I didn't remember and I also found out the reason as to why I have a split lip...fucking swings being to hard to manoeuvre. Anywho turns out I had about 10 units+ as opposed to 6-8 which I don't think I'm proud of...but I feel healthy now which is good, apart from I can't eat much.

Also turns out we were smoking Havana's at the week end, thank God for rich friends!

EDIT: Is it normal that I have lost my appetite and feel full a lot btw?

Yes. It is normal... usually whenever you're full up you don't really have an appetite for food anymore.

But...that was two days ago...and I haven't wanted to eat anything for 48 hours...if I die I want you to feel as bad as possible.

I probably won't.

Or look on the bright side, you could be developing IBS like I did at 17 and spend the rest of your life in cycles of feeling super energetic and then feeling too bad to get out of the bathroom.

Oh...great...irritable bowels...I feel depressed.

Your bowels hurt.

Is it time to pass on the torch?

Could be.