Sligs in Brawl.

Works the same way The Pokemon Trainer does-a Glukkon stands in the Background and orders the sligs around, they dissappear in a tube when called back.

Big Bro: Heavy, Slow.
B is their gun, holding charges how far and strong the shot is, mildy explodes on impact.
Side+B: Swipe, similar to Bowsers Side+B.
Down+B:Set up a mine, varies from normal to the kind that can be deactivated (taunt next to it).
Up+B: A small jet shoots them upwards from their pants, holding UP+B gives same effect on landing as Dedede's.
Uptaunt: Flexes
Side taunt: Aims gun with laser on
Downtaunt: pants do something flashy, similar to R.O.B.
Flying Slig (light)
Default B is a grenade that fires in an ark, varies from time button is held.
Side+B: Is a short ram, not as far as Ike's but slightly stronger.
Down+B: The Joysticks to control the flight pack extend from each side.
Up+B: Rotor speeds up and the slig rises quickly, similar to snakes but can damage.
controls normally, jumps similar to Dedede (less max jumps than Kirby)
Uptaunt: thumbs up with one hand
Sidetaunt: Spin
Downtaunt: "SOME'M SMELLS!"

Default Slig (Medium)
B shoots a constant blunderbuss barrage that weakens over time, eventually not even causing flinching.
Side+B: Blunderbuss melee (punting or swinging)
Down+B: Beating, swings gun downwards, causes high damage but cannot be done in the air and does not send enemies flying.
Up+B: If in the air, you lose your pants in favour of a HIGH, MANEUVERABLE springjump. Your pants respawn five seconds later, closeby.
Uptaunt:"Hey!"
Sidetaunt"I Love this job hoo hoo haha"
Downtaunt"GET 'EM!"



final smash would vary depending on the slig used, Big Bro would leave the screen and do something similar to Snake's, Flying would get free flying and a constant grande dump (diddy's) and Default would get a fuckton of slogs to order around.
In B4 LEARN2GRAMMAR



(Abe)
Snake: I've encountered some kind of Skinny Alien Tarzan, Colonel
Colonel: That's Abraham Munkfish, Snake, be wary of him, he can conceal a LOT of rocks in that loincloth.
Snake: He kind of Smells...
Colonel: That's because he can fart, posses it and ignite it into concentrated explosions. Watch it, Snake.
Snake: Whatever you say...

(For Big Bro)
Snake: Otacon! I've encountered some sort of half robot half squid bodybuilder!
Otacon: That's a Big Bro Slig, Snake. He moves slow but don't let him grab you!
Snake: But his legs...METAL GEAR?
(Flying)
Snake: Colonel, there's some sort of flying half octopus half robot here! what do I do?
Colonel: That's a flying slig, snake. He can fire grenades out of that steel carapace of his and can ram you if you get too close!
Snake: But why doesn't he just fly away?
Colonel: Why don't you find that out for me, Snake?
(Normal)
Colonel: Watch out, Snake, that's a Slig, a guard for the industrial epicentres of Oddworld!
Snake: a WHAT?
Colonel: A Slig. Be careful that Rifle of his has long range and can last awhile. He's also got some tricks in his pants that you should watch out for.
Snake:...