Fuck

Okay, now I'm pretty certain there's something against posting two blogs in a row without waiting for some amount of time. Knock it off.

You're clearly in violation of unwritten rules that let's face it mean nothing really.

I say this in my authority as the position that not only do I not have yet, but doesn't officially exist.

He's only talking about people who go on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

I am talking about EVERYONE who is British. You are all assholes.

I'm somewhat amused by this. But probably not for the reasons you intended.

But a better class of asshole than you get in Georgia.

Wait, didn't you get invaded by Russia?

We're not assholes.

We're cunts.

i'm a bit of an asshole/cunt, but not because i'm british

Oh, I'm sendin'
(Sendin')
One whole working brain to Georgia, yeah
(Sendin' one one whole working brain)
Said, he's gonna get
(Gonna get a jar)
With a smarter kind of mind
(When the form is signed)
Oh yes, he will
(Guess who will have mailed his mind)

And I will send him
(You know I will)
One whole working brain to Georgia
(Sending a whole working brain to Georgia, ooh ooh)
I'd rather give him my dome
(give him my dome)
Than have to put up with his mind
(cause he's so stolid, yeah he's quite the dolt)

BULLET MAGNET AND THE NOOBS - WORKING BRAIN TO GEORGIA LYRICS

You guys are just egging me on. You may say it's a stereotype, but I know you all have crooked teeth.

We get the crooking done professionally, thank you very much. You think crookedness this fine comes naturally?

I just laughed for ten minutes straight.

We have them bent outwards to better deflect cricket balls.

that's the reason why i frequent this place. it's like open mike night at a comedy gala.

i like to heckle the shit ones.

Allow me to address your claims in order.
Please consult fig 1. An English mitten (courtesy Google) and Fig 2, A Georgian mitten (courtesy Google). Note how ours is prettier.

Kittens are too small for rape. Possibly you should consult a doctor if you find yourself capable of raping kittens.

Great Britain does not have a flag. The United Kingdom (the country situated on the island called Great Britain) does, but this seems irrelevant.

We are not cigarettes. We are people.

Indeed, many of the women of Great Britain do wear clothes that would look appropriate on a man, and a few men choose to dress as women, so perhaps your statement is correct.

Teeth are not independently intelligent and therefore are neither stupid nor smart. Perhaps your teeth are developing their own life, in which case you should consider coming to Great Britain to visit one of our many fine dentists.

As this list shows, the name 'Keith' does not even feature in the top 200 names in Great Britain.

I do not know what 'greif' is, but I assume it is something pleasant.

As previously mentioned, Great Britain is an island; not a people.

I don't actually have anything against Great Britain, all those insults were just attempts to rhyme and make people angry. But seriously, Splat, you have waaay too much time on your hands. No offense, but it looks like you spent a good 40 minutes making that post, either that or you have memorized all these random facts.

Yet Splat has in that one post been funnier than your entire post count.

Mull that over.

I wouldn't say there was an excess of genuine facts in my post.

Listen Plushnuts, making people angry isn't supposed to please anyone other than me, so stop acting like that's what I'm trying to do.

We're acting like you're trying to aggravate people; In which capacity you have failed.

Then why do people keep responding to me so aggresively?

We're like that to everyone.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP CRYING CUNT

GOD

I thought I made that abundantly clear in an earlier comment.

You know the one.