Transformers: Revenge of th-HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS MOVIE

WHOA, BITCH, HERE COMES SOME FUCKIN' SPOILERS AND SHIT MAYBE.

OPTIMUS PRIME RIPS APPROXIMATELY 2.5 DECEPTICON FACES OFF

A SMALL MONSTER TRUCK VOICED BY TOM KENNY HUMPS MEGAN FOX

A ROBO-FETUS IS SLUNG ABOUT LIKE SO MANY KNIVES TAPED TOGETHER

JOHN TURTURRO FUCKS SOME SHIT UP WEARING A THONG

AN ENORMOUS BI-UNICYCLE ROBOT TEARS APART HONG KONG JUST TO PROVE A POINT

TWO WISECRACKING GANGSTABOTS ARE LEGITIMATE COMIC RELIEF AND TAG TEAM TO ADD ANOTHER .5 DECEPTICON FACE TO THE ROSTER

BUMBLEBEE KICKS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE

SOUNDWAVE TENTACLE RAPES A SATELLITE AND NEVER LETS GO

A GERMAN SEXTUPLE-LIMBED INSECT ROBOT VIOLATES SHIA LABEOUF BECAUSE HE'S COOL THAT WAY

SOUNDWAVE SHOOTS A ROBOT TIGER OUT OF HIS SATELLITE COCK WHICH VOMITS MARBLES THAT TURN INTO ROBOTS THAT TURN INTO A SUPER THIN ROBOT THAT STEALS A MACGUFFIN, CHOPS A MAN IN HALF AND FUCKS OFF TO NEVER APPEAR AGAIN

SCORPINOK RETURNS FOR ROUGHLY 12 SECONDS

SHIA LABEOUF USES ROBO-METH TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD

OPTIMUS PRIME USES THE ELDERLY TO DESTROY A PYRAMID



AND THAT'S JUST THE OPENING CREDITS
not really