This Is Serious!
It may, in fact, make you delirious.
It may, in fact, make you delirious.
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An AdvertisementI had to write an ad for roofing laborers yesterday, and it occurred to me that there just wasn't enough prose in ads calling for manual labor. So, I wrote an alternate. It goes thus:
Oh, tar! Oh, asphalt! Oh, labor of thine! The nails they do pierce And bent crooked thy spine The rungs they do shiver as laden you ascend Day's heat beats upon thee My nose you offend Call Kevin at (###) ###-#### |
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