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Not a virgin anymore.


More wonderful than we are normally inclined to think.

Yet we should nor sing at all neither rejoice unless our love is ruinless.
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Not a virgin anymore.

Posted 03-16-2016 at 05:26 AM by Xorlidyr
And I felt absolutely nothing.
Such a disappointment.
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Littleleeroy's Avatar
That's not a very fun way to start off.
But there's always a next time?
Posted 03-16-2016 at 06:02 AM by Littleleeroy

Vlam's Avatar
Xorlidyr, you're so rude with CP.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 06:05 AM by Vlam

Xorlidyr's Avatar
There always is if there is someone decent and adored.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 06:27 AM by Xorlidyr

Nepsotic's Avatar
First times are always shit 100% of the time anyway so don't start your asexual phase just yet
Posted 03-16-2016 at 08:23 AM by Nepsotic

Xorlidyr's Avatar
Seems like Nate is coming to bring light.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 08:25 AM by Xorlidyr

Laser's Avatar
Physically or emotionally?
Posted 03-16-2016 at 11:33 AM by Laser

Xorlidyr's Avatar
Culturally and hormonally.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 12:08 PM by Xorlidyr

Laser's Avatar
Hahaha. Well all I can do is echo what other people have said. You were never going to feel like that after losing your virginity. No one ever does unless they somehow luck into awesome sex right from the get go.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 01:01 PM by Laser

STM's Avatar
I didn't even cum when I lost my virginity so, hey ho.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 01:07 PM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
Does that even count then?
Posted 03-16-2016 at 01:32 PM by Nepsotic

Nepsotic's Avatar
I'm gonna be honest my first time was great but I think I was just lucky.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 01:32 PM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
Idk, she came thrice so hey ho.

Nep I bet your hand is eternally grateful.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 01:46 PM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
I don't even remember what my first time with my hand was like, it was about 9 years ago.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 02:11 PM by Nepsotic

Vlam's Avatar
Abe's hand?
Posted 03-16-2016 at 04:22 PM by Vlam

Nate's Avatar
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Seems like Nate is coming to bring light.
Wut?
Posted 03-16-2016 at 08:34 PM by Nate

EVP_Glukkon's Avatar
Never understood the interest people have in disclosing this kind of information here.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 09:37 PM by EVP_Glukkon

Xorlidyr's Avatar
Nate brought no light. Thank you for coming, anyway.
Posted 03-16-2016 at 10:08 PM by Xorlidyr

Nepsotic's Avatar
more like fleshlight
Posted 03-16-2016 at 11:22 PM by Nepsotic

STM's Avatar
EVP_Glukkon still a virgin confirmed!
Posted 03-16-2016 at 11:43 PM by STM

Vlam's Avatar
EVP_Glukkon is a family man. This specie is in danger of extinction here.
Posted 03-17-2016 at 01:23 AM by Vlam

Nepsotic's Avatar
How would Glukkons even... Copulate anyway?
Posted 03-17-2016 at 02:07 AM by Nepsotic

Crashpunk's Avatar
Type Glukkon on Rule 34.

Or ask Wil.
Posted 03-17-2016 at 05:52 AM by Crashpunk

Xorlidyr's Avatar
Now I can not unsee it.
Posted 03-17-2016 at 07:13 AM by Xorlidyr

Varrok's Avatar
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How would Glukkons even... Copulate anyway?
Imagine something like pushups
Posted 03-17-2016 at 09:36 AM by Varrok

Nate's Avatar
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more like fleshlight
You mean like this?

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Imagine something like pushups
With a giant leech-type creature.
Posted 03-17-2016 at 10:46 PM by Nate

STM's Avatar
Look at that moist ovipositor.

If it's anything like BEES hhhhh bees then, it's really just like normal sex, you're just much smaller than your girl. I'm all up for some Amazon glukkon sex.
Posted 03-19-2016 at 03:44 PM by STM

Nepsotic's Avatar
That actually looks like it'd feel amazing.
Posted 03-19-2016 at 06:26 PM by Nepsotic

 

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